:D

Christ knows. Think it became a paint-roller handle at some point.

that's what they all say ;)

I miss watching run down the wing in front of me. I still remember him breezing past Glen Johnson for Gayle's first in Crystanbul. None of our players are quite as good as that kind of run as Yala is

I seem to remember the missus being unhappy at having no brush handle. Trying to explain it was a diy emergency didn't wash :)

Having to settle for an 85 Grahams, when you want an 84. Same with a 79 Taylors when you want a 78.

Hard life mate init ....

******* idiots yelling on their phones on the train - "AH JUS LEF LOUSHAM" "LOUSHAM" "LEW-IS-HAM FOR ****SAKE"

There's a reason the person on the other end keeps asking you to repeat yourself; it's because you can barely string two coherent words together you gibbering imbecile.

People on trains who even when you show them that you have reserved a certain seat refuse to move.

Show em your size nines son!

F'ing web sites that lock you out after only 2 attempts at logging in incorrectly and then want you to call their customer service line, which you do, only to find they are only there between 7 and 5 EST Monday to Friday!

Rant part 2 (connected) - bank Apps that suddenly want you to register the mobile device before you can use the APP (it's been working just fine for 2 years), and when you follow their instructions (received access code via text) will not let you log in because you have not registered the mobile device!

Why can't IT leave well alone! *****...

There are very few circumstances in life that will ever need the use of violence but this is icertainly one of them.

Why do people assume the person sitting in said seat was not a 6 foot 6 brick built shit house, and the person's whose seat it is is a 5 foot 5 average guy?

Sometimes you just have to accept somebody is an a-hole and hope karma will get them.

You haven't watched many movies, have you?

Not those sort... no. :)

:D

Two words - Charles Bronson.

shit razors and the price of new ones. Decided to jump on one of those shave club subscription sites (Shave Club UK), only £5 for 4 good razors every month or two. **** you, Gilette

BBSers who have stopped pooing themselves in public for ages now. Someone shit yourself FFS. :veryangry

A real bastard sometimes. I wonder how I muddle through?

Any port in a storm.

Match reports in the press and on the radio that tell you what happened in the post-match press conference rather than what happened on the pitch. Who cares what Wenger or Van Gaal thought?