people not bad mouthing those absolute morons further along the river in clownstown

Post Sunday 8th May 1994.

Once, and once only in 48 years. Your guess is pretty accurate for what it's worth. Which is **** all in the scheme of things tbh.

Why not just say Adrian Chiles?

You appear to be confusing me with some idiot cunt like yourself.

You simply could not be more wrong on that point if you actually tried, which would at least be something for you on here. :)

I will laugh heartily if he was referring to Danny Blind.

It's always good to see somebody taking an obvious joke in good humour.

Tom Bradby on ITV news at ten, surely?

I honestly completely missed the "obvious Joke" in your post, and if that is what it was, I apologise unreservedly for my response.

Muscles!!!!

Bloody muscles! Back, neck....whatever! One minute you're as right as rain and the next, you grab something and bend over to grab something and that's it, you're in fooking agony and laid up for a few days with spasms. Muscles are designed to keep you upright and flexible so you don't fall over. F--k that shit, I'd prefer to fall flat on my face than have sharp shooting pains and make you look like you're walking with a melon shoved up your anus for a week or two. Anyhow, yeah, muscles - bastard things!

And I've subsequently just seen your rep comment:-

"The gloriously satisfying sound of a raw nerve being hit."

Some "obvious joke" then. :D

Would it be considered impertinent to withdraw my apology and amend my original comment to read "lying, idiot cunt?

Arnica tablets are great for muscle injury. Melons are nice with Parma Ham, but not after you've had them for a couple of weeks.

I couldn't give a shit. The exchange is here for all to see in black & white. If you think most people would consider my posts to be an angry attack on you personally rather than a sarky joke, that's up to you.

It's only here for all to see as I posted your rep comment. :D

Anyhow, I guess you posted that before you checked your pm's.

Having the sore throat from hell and body aching even more than usual. It would be nice if the weather could make up its bloody mind too.

Swear filter not working yesterday? - the Mod-power is strong with this one.

oooh, I see what you did there

cunt

Gentlemen - too much potty mouthedness. Not a good sign.

cunt

A dog is a domesticated filthy animal that licks it's own ar$e, jewels etc and sh1ts where it wants.

A child is a human being.

Annoys me that people think one is a like for like substitute for the other.

The system might do all that automatically, but they do still need to employ people to manage and maintain that system. So whilst many of the actual processes are automated, there are certainly still employment costs. The whole process doesn't just work by magic. And that's not even taking infrastructure costs into account, which must be very high. Just maintaining PCI compliance at the level they'd probably need could cost hundreds of thousands.

Can't believe I'm sticking up for them, but anyway.