Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12928101)

Buy the oak one and tell her it came from Ikea.

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12912154)

I assume this is tongue in cheek as one thing she ain't is shy. She's full on ouan'or herself now (not a bad thing in this day and age if you can earn a huge wage for doing nothing but putting make up on) with an agent chucking her into every appropriate show possible where she turns up behind her oh so lovely mask. She let that mask drop once on 8 out of 10 Countdown where for some reason she suddenly got the raving hump about something, looked up at a TV monitor, got even more of the hump, then laid into Joe Wilkinson who gave her shit back, all pathetically disguised as banter, it clearly wasn't. Then a woman on a team made some joke, everyone laughed, it cut to her, no pretend finding it hilarious this time, face of nothing. The mask had dropped and the producers may well have thought sod her her don't smooth this out on the edit, let them see her for the person she is. She will not have been happy about that being broadcast.

Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12912154)

I assume this is tongue in cheek as one thing she ain't is shy. She's full on out for herself now (not a bad thing in this day and age if you can earn a huge wage for doing nothing but putting make up on) with an agent chucking her into every appropriate show possible where she turns up behind her oh so lovely mask. She let that mask drop once on 8 out of 10 Countdown where for some reason she suddenly got the raving hump about something, looked up at a TV monitor, got even more of the hump, then laid into Joe Wilkinson who gave her shit back, all pathetically disguised as banter, it clearly wasn't. Then a woman on a team made some joke, everyone laughed, it cut to her, no pretend finding it hilarious this time, face of nothing. The mask had dropped and the producers may well have thought sod her her don't smooth this out on the edit, let them see her for the person she is. She will not have been happy about that being broadcast.

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12928106)

Not the worst plan in the world. Except it isn't 'white'. I could paint them i suppose.

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12928101)

Buy the oak one and tell her it came from Ikea.

Originally Posted by Maz (Post 12929919)

Bloody royals following in my footsteps. One week I'm going somewhere mysterious and exotic; the next week it's all over the Daily Mail. So much for exclusivity.

Originally Posted by stevek (Post 12930352)

I feel I live a different life to other people. I'd be buying the Ikea one and claiming it was the oak one.

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12928090)

It is related to a new job....

Originally Posted by PIE "N" MASH (Post 12930644)

Filtering on the A13 this morning in the pissin rain and having a sneezing fit.The inside of my helmet/visor was a mess.Then getting to site soaked and trying to get helmet of without smearing snot all over my head:O_O::=Z:

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12928050)

It appears I am going to need to learn Cantonese.

Which is irritating.

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 12928050)

It appears I am going to need to learn Cantonese.

Which is irritating.

Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 12916974)

Banks... full stop.

I (should I say Mother-in-law who I am executor for) got charged $20.00 Monthly service fee. Never seen this in 3 years of doing this.

Turns out is it is because her balance dropped below $3,000.00! This is on an account that pays zero interest.

If it was my account I would get shot of pronto.... now I am going to have to do some Panama banking to fix this!

Originally Posted by Hibernator (Post 12915633)

Tu madre era un hámster y tu padre olía a bayas de saúco ;)