People that wear sunglasses indoors.

People that wear sunglasses when it's not sunny.

When you go to withdraw cash from a cashpoint machine and you see what appears to be saliva residue on the screen. Why would someone want to spit on a cashpoint? Odd.

http://anthropologyworks.com/wp-cont.../starbucks.jpg


This sums up the complete naffness of Starbucks

Probably spunk.

Spunking it up the wall before you spunk your earnings up the wall, so to speak.

Estate agents

People who do not cross off the clues in a crossword once they have got the answer.

The new trend to use the word snug to describe small rooms on TV property programmes

Possibly to get on the plane before those selfish b@stards who bring multiple items of hand-baggage on board and take up all the room in the overhead lockers, leaving no space for anyone else. Shame on the airlines for letting them do it too.

the almost accepted trend of using the word property instead of house, and nice space instead of nice bedroom / lounge etc.

The same with football managers and pundits and their over use of the phrase "football club"

Just watching Paris-Nice cycling. Thierry Voeckler constantly sticking his tongue out and hamming it up to the cameras as yet another breakaway by his is slowly reeled in is annoying to watch. Warming up the act nicely for the TdF.

They are all annoying. Learn to speak like one here and beat them at their own game. http://www.theguardian.com/books/201...ent-seven-tips

Perhaps a photo of Jonny Evans popped up.

Tw&ts who run in the office when they are late for a meeting or something.

You're not a doctor saving lives or anything like that....You're a self absorbed tw&t in the IT department.

ITS NOT THAT IMPORTANT :veryangry:grrr:

******* idiots that walk down crowded train platforms (or streets) reading a ******* book.

People, mainly but not exclusively women, who are unable to walk properly at the same time as talking on their mobile phone.

Women with big arses. Take up almost as much room on planes, trains etc as fat people. Even worse when they think they are attractive.

Stupid **** dawdling down the middle lane at 50mph reading a ******* newspaper this morning!!!!!

While I was away travelling I'd forgotten just how annoying it is to have people in streets or on public transport who play their mobiles etc out loud as for some reason they believe headphones haven't been invented yet and that they are a superior being who can impose what they want to do on everyone else. Experienced that so little abroad I can only assume that elsewhere in the world people are more conscious of other people.

People who bad mouth Nandos without ever going there.

People who feel a kind of tribal loyalty to a restaurant chain.