Communal gravy boats

Women driving big, shiny, "recreational" vehicles that they simply can't handle.

Neighbour music can annoy, but we all have an understanding here.. and I'm skooling them in classic house anyway.

That said lived in a block of flats once and one dweller played some kickass junglist tunes, but at 2am. Asked him to be considerate for his neighbours but got the best justification ever: 'But the tunes are bad man!' Unsurprisingly he got his door kicked in and other parts shortly after by my other biker neighbour.

Just been reminded by a new thread:

Eurovision

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I always get a nervous twitch watching Saturday kitchen, when it comes to the bit when the guests finally get to sample what's just been cooked.

It's that dread of imagining oneself lapsing into a tantrum or walking out because someone's talked too much over the dish or a bit of spital's gone into it; or someone's taken the best bit or moved the plate along before I'd had a fair go with it.

I don't understand why they can't just dish it up fairly and equally.

I won't have a bad word said against that class of restaurant chain. I like them all - Nandos, Bella Italia, Pizza Express, Cafe Rouge, Wagamamas - they're all exceptional, and probably better than any of their more expensive counterparts. The only one's s___ is, Miso, which I call Miso-horny.

I just wish there was an equally good and ubiquitous Indian equivalent.

But it's about as mediocre as possible

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A bit left field I know,but this annoys me,statue of King Richard 1,I'd get rid of it,useless king who nearly bankrupted the country with the Crusades

People who have been in the queue to use a cashpoint but wait until it's their turn to start searching their bag for their wallet or purse so that they can get find their bank card.

I'd be astonished if that's not the name of a quiz team who has taken on The Eggheads in the last 3 years.

He couldn't even speak English. Bloody foreigner, coming over here, taking our jobs...

EFA

People who always fail to see the middle ground in an argument.

Rubbish you don't know what you're talking about.:D

I'm sorry, you are completely wrong! :vader:

Yep, it's the same as people that wait ages for a bus then get their purse or wallet our for change.

Being laid out with back spasms. When you least expect or need it.

The amount of work you have to clear when there's only "1 more sleep before your holibobs"

Blokes at urinals who fart very loudly and then continue to prosecute said expulsion until the final squeeze at the end sounds like it could have almost approached wet status.

Blokes who would rather use the urinal right next to you than go into an empty cubicle