Most books that, on the cover, say something like "A [insert name] Novel." The only exception to this are the John Corey books by Nelson Demille.

Blokes who go into the cubicle and then let rip with what is clearly a scatter gun explosion, that you just know will have sprayed the rim as well as the bowl, and then give an audible-to-the-next-cubicle sigh of satisfaction.

Ha haaa ... what would you do??!

Frightened of being shown-up, are you?

Posts that put 'no?' at the end. If you are making a point with the rest of the post why add this, isn't it now? :)

No. What now?

Mayonnaise. Especially when it's added to my food without me knowing. Horrible shit.

Going in to a shop to buy a sandwich - and they are all containing mayonnaise. Fck right off.

What happened to egg & salad cream, for example?

A big pet hate is this.

Customer Service - you want a "Hello" and a smile from the person serving you. So, why do you have to be so ****** rude and come to the till, talking on your mobile frigging phone, and remain having a conversation throughout the whole sodding transaction. You cnts can fck off because I am not serving you. Wankers. Even worse when they can't even break their conversation to say "Hello" or "Thank-you".

bad day at the Tesco's check out is it?

This would lead to much merriment and laughter in my office.

Mayonnaise on chips. Plain wrong.

I wont hear this. It's a matter of opinion I know, but, you are wrong. Very wrong.

HP brown is the condiment for chips. All foreign impostors must be returned to their countries of origin.

The district line when the blue team from Fulham have a mid-week evening fixture.

So you hate the GPD section of this website I take it?

Probably been posted already but people who recline their seat on a plane as soon as the fecking thing takes off.

Self-centred bastards of the lowest order.

Or a pub, selling pub food being called a 'Kitchen'.

Particularly when it's a daytime budget flight to Spain.

Just relax.