Still Timbo.

Slugs and Snails in the garden .

Bet Victor adverts
Foreign 'celebs' who say 'for sure' instead of a simple 'yes'.

It's funny to say it in an Arnold Swarzenegger accent though - I'll be back, for sure :)

'I'm a perfectionist'

Gutted.

When people use my stuff without asking and don't bother cleaning up after. It's not hard to just ask ffs

Try and get him to say Merry Puppins . The true test of Dick Van Dyckness:D

Having a wallet full of receipts, apart from the only one you actually need.

That life insurance ad with the two old geezers in a pub playing darts. One throws a shit shot and the other says it would have been better if Charlie was still around. Turns out it's not a coke euphemism but a tenuous reference to their dead mate, whose photo is suspiciously close to the board. A bit later, after their pints of vodka and orange juice, one grabs the other and shouts 'I'LL GIVE THEM A CALL!'

'Who? Get off me!'

Those begging adverts pleading for contributions for animal welfare.
"Only £2 a month to sponsor a bluebottle"
How much money goes to paying for the adverts compared to giving the creatures a home?

Websites / apps etc going landscape when you want them portrait (or whichever way round it is).

And upside down plugs, where the single pin is at the cable end.

http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j0...ass-Bottle.jpg

C*nts.

Well I had a call from WWF asking to increase our monthly direct debit to help save some other animal (we sponsored a snow leopard & tiger as Christmas presents for the girls last year) - it took 5 minutes of spiel before I finally managed to convince him I couldn't commit to any increase, but as part of his 'closing statement' he said that he was obliged to tell me that he worked for a professional fundraising company who had been paid £204,000 :eek: by WWF for this campaign, but that they estimated it would raise an extra £1.6m over the next 4 years - I'm not convinced that it was a good use of funds!

transfer rumours, especially ones involving our players

People who eat with there mouth open:veryangry
Tossers in the outside lane with 3 free one's to the left:veryangry

People that don't know the correct use of their , there. they're. People who don't use plurals and apostrophes properly ;)

Adverts within 10 minutes of the beginning and end of a programme.

People who are grammar Nazi's yet have the username cantspell.

This really does get to me, I'd rather have longer adverts at the end or something! you just get into something the suddenly you have 5 minutes of crap. If anything the adverts are so bad that they actually make me avoid the bloody product.

When the Red Cross did this to me twice in a week I stopped the original direct debit, I no longer give to any of the big charities