Oh yeah and long waits in banks!!!

Feedbot - WHO IS HE?

Cara Delevigne. In the papers every bastard day. Ugly old moo always falling out of nightclubs and that.

That girl needs to eat something. Disgustingly thin.

And Rita Ora and Miley Cyrus.

Scum

It's probably already been said but Shop queues. If I have to wait more than 3 minutes to give them some money then i ll go somewhere else. Used to be 5 mins but I am getting older and grumpier.

Never understood the media's attitude towards Rita Ora. A genuinely ugly women.

She has her lils hanging out all the time and does look filthy, so I can understand the attention.

Popbitch quoted someone the other week, stating of her "she looks like she smells of dried sp*nk". I thought this was a beautiful description of her.

Spot on.

I am getting like that too:D

People on TV who say "Give it up for...." when they mean please give a round of applause to....

Utter coffee drinking wankers

Large groups of people in pubs, cafes etc. who purchase their food and/or drinks separately.

Tight c*nts. They do my head in.

People who phone me and take too long to speak. If you take more than 2 seconds, I'm hanging up on you.

The reams of shitty worthless coupons that Sainsburys give me with each shop and a coupon telling me I get 2.86 off my next shop. Deduct it now you caaaants! You've admitted you've just robbed me, why should I come back?! All that shit should just work automatically off the nectar card anyway so I don't have to stand behind some wanker who spends two minutes finding his 10 extra nectar points against his value fish fingers coupon :veryangry:veryangry:

Any on-line news article that opens with "Fans take to Twitter" or "Fans react on Twitter".

So did Betty Stove, as in "pig".

She does look rough these days.

And they always pay with cards, the wankers