:D

Do they still have Cliff turn up at centre court when it's starting to rain and he has a bit of sing song? Oh how wonderfully British! They can all **** off as well.

Not forgetting Henman hill where a load of middle class lesbians turn up for a great mutual bean flicking exercise whilst Serena William grunts her way round court

Tesco self service checkouts giving me 50p change in the form of two 20ps and five 2ps

Don't think Cliff has been back to the UK since the 'accusations'.

The Lloyds Bank/X Factor ad.

Carpet fitters who turn up wearing Chelsea shirts. I've had to disinfect and fumigate the place.

I assume they didn't expect a cuppa unless there was gob in it.

People who allow Chelsea supporting scum to fit their carpets:D

It's the old question. Should you be allowed to murder a burglar and Chelsea supporters in your own house?

Call centres.

Specifically, the part where they say, "can I ask you some security questions........are you the account holder?"

That'll deter the crooks, won't it?

And it gets worse. When I call up to discuss my wife's car insurance policy, which I bought online, and for which I'm a named driver, they ask to speak to my wife. Even though I know all the details. Passing the phone over to a woman so she can confirm that I can speak on her behalf achieves what, exactly? And what if I'm the woman, and I have a deep voice, or I'm mute, or have cancer of the larynx? It's a completely ******* senseless policy, rolled out by one moron years ago, who's practices have since been adopted by subsequent morons. Nobody has bothered to consider whether it makes any sense.

I have to call the car insurance people later this week to change my car. When they ask to speak to a woman, I'm going to tell them that I am one, at the moment, but I'm midway through by sex change. Let's see how they react to that.

Why is it that the original search page in Google wont reload when you hit the back button after visiting a page you've just found listed on Google???
Bloody annoying!

People at the bar/counter ordering drink/food saying "can i GET.....?"

You're gonna have to get used to that one, it ain't going anywhere. Language evolves.....

One of my most disliked phrases.

Argh this!!!!!!!!!!!!

Probably been mentioned but people that do a weekly shop in the local petrol station! I want to pay for my ******* petrol!

Ignore, just seen that was the first post on the thread. :D

People giving me dirties for eating my dinner on the train esp those who I've had to ask to move their bags for a seat.
Do they really think I would be in work clothes at this time of night completely sober out of any reason than absolute necessity. I got in at 8.15 and have barely stoped for 13 hours so f**k you if my burger king chicken premium smells

Ew.

I wouldn't mind if the coupons could be used online - we do all our shopping online & get vouchers every week for either extra points or money off, but can we use any of them? Can we bollocks!

Right click the back button. It brings a drop down menu and you can select the page you want and it will take you to it.