Anyone called Cliff or On the.

I take it you tried lost property at your terminating station? It might be hung up waiting for you to claim it.

After a rather drunken conference experience, my poor hungover self left my case on a train and I was pretty amazed that I got it back.

This was back in the 90's but I guess it would be worth checking out all the lost property options.

The phrase 'no problem'.

Especially when one has a meal. 'May I have the fish and chips please? ' no problem
some tom sauce? no problem
can I pay the bill? no problem

Well I don't expect there to be a fecking problem and if there is then you can fecking sort it out. Just 'certainly sir' or somesuch will do.

The new Bond Theme by Sam Smith

The phrase "Can I get a...." when they mean "Can I have a...."

I'd love it if a person in Starbucks stood there and said "There it is, get it yourself then".

People looking at their phone i/o where they're walking.

Note : I won't step out of your way !

Horses.
More specifically the riders and their deluded sense of entitlement across any path or highway.

And why don't they carry/use poo bags?

if you don't know the bloke it doesn't mean anything, surely? especially as fans of another team.

That actually annoys you? Someone dies, respect is shown by people who have an association with them, and that annoys you.

Weird.

Plastic clappers at football grounds.
Mike Dean.
A lot of other things today.

I'm not annoyed by them but I agree they start to lose their significance if they're done all the time.

Staff at PC world/Curry's.

Sinitta - talentless

That's a good point. People get hammered if they don't pick up their dog's shit but these horse bastards can leave huge steaming piles of stinking shit all over the roads. It was always a menace when I lived in Upper Norwood in 1874. C*nts.

If you change a football team's name, Millwank, Wet Sham, you are worse than Ian Huntley

Fireworks
Halloween
Fancy Dress at cricket matches

Tried the lost property route and even had a great response (to no avail) from Southeastern via Twitter. Cheers though.

Posters who claim they are over 140 years old. Old bastards.

I've remembered, I've remembered! It actually not worth the angst in hindsight.

It's Halloween decorations at work put up the first week in October... If ever there is a more stupid, worthless, consumer driven event/holiday (well Valentines I guess) I don't know what.

What is the point of Halloween decorations all over your cubical??? Some of these people are scary enough 52 weeks a year, they don't need any help. :eek:

Hope that makes you Happy Chocky and CT.... :rolleyes: