This.

In another note people that walk around the office with no shoes on. Worse still the **** in the gym doing the same thing.

Add the Sky Sport calendar to your Google calendar & get them direct (& updated when they move for TV) to your phone https://calendar.google.com/calendar...=Europe/London

It was all once so simple with the little Croydon Advertiser foldable cardboard giveaway.

I'm sure this happens in The UK in a left turn situation... but I have to explain it as doing a right turn in The US.

Pull up to a junction (either stop sign or traffic light (I know you can't turn left on a red light in The UK)) and look left. There is a car coming, and you um and ah as to whether you should pull out, and err on the side of caution and wait, only for the c u next Tuesday to slow down and turn right into the street you are turning out of - obviously no turn signal.

Totally makes my blood boil, and I make a point of verbally abusing the guy hoping they can lip read. Probably they are so oblivious to their surrounding they think I'm the nutter!

People who hand in shitty assignments for Uni and then act as if they've been personally attacked when they get a shitty mark for it.

Relating to that, victim behaviour. People who think the whole world is against them and everyone else is to blame for their shortcommings.

Freeloaders

Every year, without fail, we receive a Christmas card from my aunt's family in the post, despite her living a mile down the road and the fact we see them every Christmas day.

People who act like a right arse and then justify it by saying its christmas init.

Cheers. Will try that later :p

Racists

C*nts.

The price of screws

tofu

Annoying things

Guests on radio shows who tell the host: 'I've got a funny story about him, i'll tell you off air'.

Cliquey spoilsport wankers.

The daily trip from the Northern line gate to platforms 10-15 at London Bridge during evening rush hour.

A three minute decent into hell through a poorly designed, shit and too-small concourse full of power walking commuters head-down charging at you from every conceivable angle like shoals of furious passive-aggressive fish, round an even shitter and narrower corner with departure boards helpfully placed to ensure that the person just in front of you stops dead at exactly the same point every day and on into an even shitter and narrower still tunnel where there always seems to be group of waddlers four or five abreast moving so slowly that they actually appear to be practicing some kind of linedancing moonwalk.

You need a combination of 360 peripheral vision and the reactions of a Praying Mantis just to make it through the bastard place in time to actually make the bloody train without clattering into anyone or exploding with futile rage.

If I ever sufficiently piss off a Greek God I swear that I am going to end up having to relive having exactly 2 1/2 minutes to make it to platform 15 for the rest of eternity as my punishment.

Excellent rant.

Are we talking about having a shag, paying off a prison officer or DIY?

(please don't let it be the latter :D)

Jose Mourinho.