Some people work shifts.

People complaining about people farting in toilets? Whatever next?

Ignorant tossers on rush hour trains who think their bag deserves a seat of its' own. I always make a point of making them move it so I can sit there.

It's not the act of farting itself, it's the prolonging of it to the point of bubbles bit.

An art I've mastered from years of training. :hi:

Putting stuff at the back of your garage which you knew you'd need but still bloody put ot there anyway. Then burying it with stuff you will never ever need.

BLUE JEANS

ok not such a problem tight on pretty girls

but otherwise - - - get a pair of overalls

BT Sports. Absolute dogshite, could they be more patronising to Bournemouth? The BBC managed it as well last night in the Salford City match

Sellotape, what a pain in the arse they can be when you lose the end.

Like Sellotape, CLINGFILM. Who invented this s**t? Ends get stuck on the roll and can never get the film out without unraveling half the barstard.

Errr, what? What are overalls? Like a plumbers onesie? That's more acceptable over wearing what every other person wears and has done for decades?

Perhaps he's a Dexy's Midnight Runners fan.

yes that's just the problem

get some feckin imagination

Terry Wogan
Jonathan Ross could he be any more pleased with himself?
Chatshows

Leicester City

Cricket scorecards on BBC Text.

Will they EVER grasp the fact that scores/numbers should be RIGHT-ALIGNED??

That poncy 'Who's doing the Dishes' TV 'show'. Just an excuse for a load of nobodies to eat out for about 3 days in some other old has-been's semi-famous person's bungalow. Worse than Constipation St & will probably run for as long unfortunately till ITV come up with a decent idea for a real show. Something unlikely. Switch channels NOW!

The temperature of tomatoes inside a cheese and tomato toastie.

is this is a too hot thing as there is a solution?