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Maidstoned Eagle 17-11-2015 02:35 PM

Non Spanish speaking ex-pats who drink in Brit bars, go to Brit supermarkets, or Gib, to shop for British food, slag off Spain on dedicated Faceache pages, livein urbanisations that are almost 100% foreign owned and get buried in British cemeteries with services provided by British priests...posting "if you dont fit in, **** off where you came from" posts.

Maidstoned Eagle 17-11-2015 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by pallet (Post 12666555)
My cat, comes to the window stares at me, starts to paw at the window, then when I get off my arse to open it, he looks at it and walks away, then we repeat this again and again.

My cat used to do that,but then I put the microwave up to full and it stopped.

Isle of Wight 17-11-2015 06:20 PM

Siri "text" ...... "Call doctor" ........ No text ......."calling vets"

elgin eagle 17-11-2015 06:31 PM

Satellite dish motors. Also constant rain while fruitlessly fecking about with them.

palace nutter 17-11-2015 06:31 PM

When you have to commute and your train is late every single day, normally by the same amount. Why not save us your incompetence and just change the f-ing timetable.

Nork1 17-11-2015 08:37 PM

Clive Tyldesley shouting "ROONEEEEYYYYY!!" every time the shreddie headed potato faced **** takes a shot.

danpalace07 17-11-2015 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12667515)
Would you know if such a device would work on a sony mobile phone please?

They should, yes

Quote:

Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12667523)
They would work fine but they are over ear so you will look like a prima donna footballer getting off the team coach when you are wearing them. Just walk around with your toiletries bag under your arm to pull off the complete look.

they look fine, pretty low key really (see the below picture)

http://i.imgur.com/dskblRf.jpg

Breaking rocks 17-11-2015 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12668301)
They should, yes



they look fine, pretty low key really (see the below picture)

http://i.imgur.com/dskblRf.jpg

Why do you have a book called Man World? :D

Selhurst Celtic 17-11-2015 09:52 PM

Cor, that'll take me back to my glory days. "Chairmany calling..."

http://www.dx-qsl.com/hindenburg-radio-room.jpg

WLYWLYAWYPWF 17-11-2015 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12668301)
They should, yes



they look fine, pretty low key really (see the below picture)

http://i.imgur.com/dskblRf.jpg

Unlike the haberdashery.

PhuketEagle 18-11-2015 06:18 AM

And what's that leaning surreptitiously against the lamp? Looks like some kind of sex toy to me. The 'slacks' are a strange gay colour & match the arm protectors perfectly. Nice!
Changing the subject & getting back to Things That Annoy You, have just remembered the name of that wank*r I hate on TV with his poor dogs; Paul O'Grady. As well as being a complete tosser he speaks some kind of nonsensical alien jibberish language which, even after lengthy translation, is so annoying I want to punch his lights out. No more Piss Off Grady for me. ITV have the cheek to put it on 'ITV choice' over here along with Constipation St - come on, where do they get this shit?!

danpalace07 18-11-2015 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12668307)
Why do you have a book called Man World? :D

if I looked like that I wouldn't leave the house

Chocky 18-11-2015 06:00 PM

'Finishing' a massive shit, waiting a while because you think it might not quite be over but think no that's it, using half a toilet roll to clean up because it was an extra sticky one, pull your pants and strides up then feeling the rumblings of some more. FFS.

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 18-11-2015 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12666975)
Annoys me more when c*nts don't pay in a hurry.

and last week's reply I got to an invoice;
"I've changed my mind" So that's now lost in the pit of Hades called the resolution centre.

And that B*llend that left negative feedback about the price they paid. I listed an item with extremely accurate details (even my inner OCD suggested that the decimal place for the actual weight was perhaps a little too much detail) and a 99p start price. They joined an auction, they bid their price. What did they not understand ???:veryangry

dweedman 18-11-2015 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jerry Murphy's Fringe (Post 12669433)
and last week's reply I got to an invoice;
"I've changed my mind" So that's now lost in the pit of Hades called the resolution centre.

And that B*llend that left negative feedback about the price they paid. I listed an item with extremely accurate details (even my inner OCD suggested that the decimal place for the actual weight was perhaps a little too much detail) and a 99p start price. They joined an auction, they bid their price. What did they not understand ???:veryangry

Wow, what a wanker.

the drexciyan 18-11-2015 08:18 PM

The so called word 'starchitect'

Isle of Wight 19-11-2015 10:48 AM

That fact that call centres are always "experiencing unusual heavy demand" so you end up on hold. Then when you do get through they ask you for the account number/reference number that you have already tapped in with tiny fingers on your phone or argued about with the computer " I did not understand please repeat" GET MORE STAFF YOU TIGHT FISTED BASTARDS!!!!!

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 19-11-2015 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12668301)
They should, yes



they look fine, pretty low key really (see the below picture)

http://i.imgur.com/dskblRf.jpg

Wow! That's a bold statement in the red spectrum; teaming a burnt orange chino with an aubergine pullover, sporting contrasting elbow patches - on a raging Ging' !

henryhallandhisbasque 19-11-2015 11:11 AM

Taking the rubbish out to the bin at night in bare feet and treading in dog excrement.

People farting in the fresh food aisles in Asda in Long Eaton.

Selhurst Celtic 19-11-2015 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Jerry Murphy's Fringe (Post 12670132)
Wow! That's a bold statement in the red spectrum; teaming a burnt orange chino with an aubergine pullover, sporting contrasting elbow patches - on a raging Ging' !

He looks like a fire.


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