I very nearly punched a diminutive, and female, colleague who steadfastly refused to stop saying, "Today's Wednesday - all day" - and for Wednesday read any c*cking day of the ars*ng week.

That's why god gave us Wetherspoons

I have a real hatred for TV shows that have a dartboard on the set that is not set at the correct height, i.e on the Big Bang Theory.

It was acceptable in Withnail & I when it was "a f*cked clock".

Finishing the end of a TV season and having to wait months for the next season

The pathetic little squirting nozzle they give you with a tube of Anusol

people who promise an AM delivery.

They don't want to be too presumptive.

Films that don't have a proper ending

I'll add to that with films where you can see 30 minutes BEFORE the end its not going to have a proper ending because someone mentioned to the director the word "Franchise'

Films that are shit in the first 15 mins but you have to keep watching in case they get better. They don't.

Trailers that give away the entire plot of the movie, including twists.

Or trailers for a comedy film that contain ALL the funny bits in 30 seconds.

Films

That was what happened with Four Lions... rented it on the strength of the trailer a month or two back. The trailer was funnier than the film.

Politics.

They should provide a free caulking gun

Very much so. I now deploy an active filter against films that have very descriptive trailers.

Just use the "Move review ..." thread on here instead.

Twats that put fliers under my windscreen.

Headrests, or rather people who extend the rear ones to the very limit. I assume this to show off that their Fiesta Ghia has rear headrests. The most bizarre behaviour. I used to assume it was 50-60 year olds who did it as it used to be a luxury but seen teenagers as well