Must be a website somewhere that does all that for you, and gives you a best plan.

If not, there's a business opportunity.

People who toot their hooters at me cos they are not as cool as me

BMW drivers on narrow roads, driving too fast mainly on your side then move over at the last minute.

BMW drivers who don't indicate left when turning left at a roundabout.

BMW drivers who insist on driving 1cm from your bumper.

BMW drivers who are on their phone whilst driving.

BMW drivers who sit in the middle lane when there is no traffic, forcing you to either undertake or move over 2 lanes, to then move back in 2 lanes.

BMW drivers who weave in and out of lanes like they are playing a computer game.

Ditto for Audi drivers.

Car alarms that go off in the night... in fact car alarms full stop.

Does anyone ever take any notice of them, except the poor neighbours who are woken up at night then have to lay there waiting for them to go off again while the owner does f-all about it.

When the song "Candy" comes on, and everyone starts line dancing. Where and when did you all facking learn this?

That doesn't bug me. But what does is f*cking idiots that say they're going to see a 'movie'

They probably flunked their grades at high school last semester too.

F*cking idiots.

Vue Cinema on Purley Way turning a blind eye to the attendants waving dozens of their mates in for nothing to such an extent that they ask me what is the film that's about to come on?

Well done. Another lost customer.

F*cking idiots.

The cinema does have it's perks though, you can get an erection in public and no one will notice as it's so dark.

Television screens on top of petrol pumps that run TV ads while you are trying to fill up. TV ads in general when was everyone so happy?

smarmy Michael McIntyre with 'comedy' that could only be found funny by daily Mail readers.
The daily mail by the way is past annoying, it is offensive

Does anyone else think that the unfunny Michael McIntyre looks like the son of unfunny Ronnie Corbett?

At least Ronnie is a Palace fan.

I find the shadow on the screen normally gives the game away.

As does the fapping noise. At least it drowns out the popcorn munchers.

is he really though? Has he ever been seen at a game or anything like that?

Logging onto the BBS hoping for some transfer news and finding nothing :)

People who leave their food, particularly those who order meals at cafe/restaurant
and leave half the plate untouched.

Yes he has there always used to be a picture of him at games in the programmes, he also donated to the Glad All Over night years ago.

Probably a Spanish one but....people who stand in the queue for the checkout at a Supermarket with one small basket...you wait behind them until just as they get to the checkout their wife/partner/sister whoever arrives with a fully laden trolley.

Or the ones who get to the checkout and as the girl starts ringing the items through, nip off and get some last minute bits they've "forgotten"