People who only reply to one question in an email when there are clearly two questions to be answered.

Me : What is the best number to call you on and what days are you available ?

Them : I'm around all this week and most of next week

I assume this is tongue in cheek as one thing she ain't is shy. She's full on out for herself now (not a bad thing in this day and age if you can earn a huge wage for doing nothing but putting make up on) with an agent chucking her into every appropriate show possible where she turns up behind her oh so lovely mask. She let that mask drop once on 8 out of 10 Countdown where for some reason she suddenly got the raving hump about something, looked up at a TV monitor, got even more of the hump, then laid into Joe Wilkinson who gave her shit back, all pathetically disguised as banter, it clearly wasn't. Then a woman on a team made some joke, everyone laughed, it cut to her, no pretend finding it hilarious this time, face of nothing. The mask had dropped and the producers may well have thought sod her her don't smooth this out on the edit, let them see her for the person she is. She will not have been happy about that being broadcast.

Going to a pub for a simple lunch and having chips served in a mini frying basket. WTF is that all about, other than serving tiny portions? Which **** in marketing thought it'd be a good idea?

Reading the same things on the 'Things that annoy you' thread every 3 pages

Served with a focaccia on a wooden chopping board and an orange juice in a jar.

Just a suggestion but - How about ignoring that " third page" that annoys you?

Sounds like your quality of life could improve no end! ;)

Sleeper train drivers that think they are hauling coal.

Reading the same things on the 'Things that annoy you' thread on the same page.

Reading the same things on the 'Things that annoy you' thread on the same page.

Reading the same things on the 'Things that annoy you' thread on the same page.

This.

This.

This.

The "Songs you hate but can't help singing over and over again in your head" thread.
I've never opened it for fear of being reminded about shitty songs I hate and then can't help singing over and over again in my head, but it's got to the point where when I read the thread title I start thinking of shitty songs I hate and then can't help singing over and over again in my head.

What'sa matta you, hey Gotta no respect, whatta you think you do, Why you looka so sad? It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place, Ah, shaddap you face

Arggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh :grrr::grrr:

:D

You might enjoy a read of this :D

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My problems seem to increasingly be of a 'first world' nature, but I have clicked on google's link to something about the Olympic Games about six times now, rather than just going to the search bar as intended, due to it moving just before I click it

The FA overturning red cards and undermining referees.
Paying £30 to park at Wembley on the 24th
Not winning since god knows when