I know. F*cking HELL!

Stevie Hawkings voice. Upgrade that chip and change the ******* record mate.

:frown::(:sob:

:supergrin:

FFS he had to be a Palace fan.

:D

Slaw?

Add yourself to this thread.

I don't use them because their pizza's are shit

And way overpriced.

Good shout. I didn't realise they annoyed me until I read your excellent articulation of something I hadn't been able to put my finger on.

People who get on tubes that are already packed like sardines and shout in a passive aggressive manner to people to "move down please, guys". Where am I supposed to ******* move to you ******* idiot? Just because there is no room for you, you will have to wait for the next train dickhead

People who seem to live in the toilets at work.

Go in there for a slash and you're in there every single time having a shave or brushing your teeth and because of you I can't have a quick few sly puffs on the E-Cig.

Ha ha don't remember writing that. Feckin Yankee phone

bet these are the same people who insist on telling everyone to move down the bus/train when everyone's tired and ****ed off

Back to the Land of the Lift Morons... what is it about them that turns people into f*ckwits?

If I'm already in the lift when you get in, you can be certain it's because I'm wanting to go somewhere. I guarantee I'm not there because I want to spend all day in the feckin' lift. So if you're still deep in conversation by the lift when it arrives, then finish the feckin' thing BEFORE you get in the lift rather than get halfway in, then stand there in the doorway pressing the DOOR OPEN button delaying the rest of us while you finish boring the living shit out of whoever it is you should have finished talking to already. Selfish tosser. :veryangry :wallbash:

Morons that decide to stand in doorways when it's raining. It's due to rain nonstop for the next week, what the **** are these ***** waiting for? Let me in the ******* building you useless **** nuggets.

More unacceptable work toilet behaviour:

The Broadsheet Reader
These morons can be heard loudly turning the pages of their oversized papers while doing their business. What a man wishes to do in his own home is his business, but do you really think your colleagues wish to know your habits or be subjected to them?

The Dirty Handshake
Ever found yourself in that uncomfortable position when washing your hands, somebody who has just been using the facilities spots you, comes over offering a handshake. Leaving you the choice of ignoring it or having to shake their hand knowing what they have been doing. Grim

The Mobile User
Yep, there's always one isn't there? Do you really think we want to listen to you talking shit to someone while taking one?

At this point I flick the drops off my fingers into their faces while uttering
"Don't you hate it when you piss on your hands".

Heb 7:24 russian smear.

Likewise, the small independents near me are far better quality and value. However, it’ll be an important lesson for the kids to learn if they don’t reach compromises or continue to arse about

Victoria station on a friday. W*nkers and pull along bags everywhere

Answering the house phone, only for the inevitable pause followed by 'Mr Thompson (not me), I hear you were recently involved in an accident that wasn't your fault'. Feck off.