Not reading.

Serves you right for watching league!

Having to read we are being linked with every Newcastle player - Krull again

Queueing in Halifax bank, at least 10 in the queue with only 1 window manned, bloke walks down the line asking if anyone is just paying in a cheque, no one responds and he dissapears into a room. "man a window you stupid twat"!

Getting home to an empty house at 5pm to find 9, yes 9 lights on. 9 feckin lights. Went ape shit.

If anyone had said yes, he was probably just going to point them towards the cheque deposit box, and then walk off anyway.

Ape shit to yourself?:D

Yep and in my house 4 TVs on as well!😉

Northern lights.

And the ******* heating is on in my house.

It's ******* June. Bastard family.

They don't deserve you.

I love them really.

:rolleyes:

Yeah was a bit embarrassing actually :D

And the heating was on. It is fecking cold though to be fair

Cyclists who feel they need to swerve around every manhole cover. Just go over them FFS, it's so dangerous.

Its grim up north.

did you take the jeans back?

Nah. Couldn't be arsed mate. Was well hung over and couldn't face the walk into town. 5 pints of moretti, 3 bottles of cobra in the curry house, a very fiery chicken chilli balti and then 6 G&T's. Can't think why I've felt shit all day. Must have been the garlic naan I reckon...

Must have :supergrin:

I've been to the shrink today following the fatality. Left her in bits. Was like some mothers do 'ave 'em :)

:supergrin:

She'll be on the drink tonight then

You're nearly up to the recommended 14 unit allowance after all that lot ...

Probably started after i left, cancelled her pm appointments and everything :)

Got bloody hypnotised on the most uncomfortable psychiatrists bed ever, she told me to think of my favourite place, so i thought of selhurst park, then she started saying its a place with no bad memories, a relaxing place, and i'm thinking, hang on a minute. Then she's saying in this funny voice, its a place you go where there are no worries, and i'm lying there thinking, shit, i've thought of the most traumatic place on Earth. Tried changing halfway through to Cyprus, but it was too late, the damage was done :D

Tried getting up off it at the end, me back was in bits. Got to go back for another session next week. Fecked if i'm getting up there again.