No you have not!

"Substitutions mercifully broke up the second-half rhythm, allowing the Scots to escape with their dignity intact."

More journalistic lies from the BBC. The Scots dignity was shattered the moment they walked on the pitch in that kit. Makes England's red kit seem good.

Pick it up you bell.

People that write City with a capital C

What about Capital city ?

I prefer a towel/dryer combo. Dry your hands with a towel under the dryer for double speed, and use a towel to grab the handle of the door to exit without having to cover your clean hand with the piss, faeces, and perianal sweat of the multitude of dirty bastards who don't bother to wash their hands.

tv/radio show presenters who do a huge feck off pause before announcing the result.

working all weekend during my notice period. Damn professional integrity

Hate to say it but paper towels are more hygienic than some hand dryers that blow bugs and bacteria around the room. Helps though if the paper towel machines are filled up correctly :(

On the topic of paper towel...those paper towel dispensers where you have to pull that lever thing on the side multiple times, which is usually still wet from the previous user, for the paper to come out before ripping it off.

The dishwasher debate

:D:p

I love it when people say 'I support city', as if its the only one ever.

The fact that my TV doesn't pick up ABC, which makes no sense to me because I live literally right next door to ABC studios.

Can't you just peer through the window?

It is acceptable if for example you are a Cardiff fan who lives in Cardiff and are actually in Cardiff while having the conversation. But now that Man City have been accepted as part of the footballing gentry these days, and the media talk of City as though there is only one is very annoying.

There's only one Palace.

True. Annoying, inaccurate, and massively disrespectful to all the other 'city' clubs. Typical that it all stems from one of britains wankiest places. 'united' is just as bad, and the media don't exactly help to quash it.

If anyone tells you they support city, just reply with how great you found it that city won the league this year instead of any of those wanky clubs from Manchester.

Nice one, i'm definitely using that. Works for Man Utd wankers as well, which is a bonus :)