Putting my clothes in the dryer and then going to get them an hour late and they're still wet. ******* stupid shit **** dryer.

Working with 95% women and literally anything sets them off crying....

Just mentioned my sisters appendix is about to blow up, which somehow got my supervisor thinking about her mum who died 12 years ago. Very sad, but as a man what the **** do I do in such situation. Ran to the toilet to get tissues :D

Should have slapped her round the face and told her to pull herself together.

Tell her the fixtures are out next week.

She's built like Chewbacca and would probably pull my arms off.

:)

probably get stoke away first match, and half the first team crocked :(

Attractive then;)

She's not a swallower then ?....

Cake cures all.....

Not sure what the correct response was, but don't think you HAW was the appropriate one

Sadly not. Still a few tears on the first one n'all.

The furore about the voting website crashing 5 minutes to the midnight deadline.

The registration deadline has been flagged up for MONTHS now. If people leave it until literally the last minute, then that is tough. Get off facefook or game of thrones and get your arse in gear!

And the silly-bitch MP likening any possible subsequent denial of the right to vote to the suffragettes! FFS!!

Apparently, registration will still be allowed today, so there's another deadline to miss...

Customers

The fact I will get all excited about the Euros until about 10pm Saturday night.

This x100. Always get up for England around about now and then when we get dicked 3-0 by Russia i'll remember why I shouldn't.

I have got my Russian hat ready and the vodka on ice. :D

Footballers pulling their socks up over their knees. (Seeing Joel Ward modelling next year's away kit reminded me.)

Berts Head likes that-says they look like Hold Ups......

The BBC Euro 2016 advert. What a bunch of ponces.

:lux::lux: my exact words (minus the f word) when i saw it the other day.