The neverending build up to the EU Referendum

Twitter bullshit rumours

:mad::veryangry

Politicians. Full Stop.

The world is bereft of quality leaders.

All looks a bit closet cross dresser'ish. Socks should never be over the knee.

Sky customer services - it used to be pretty good it is now a mare.

Shows that are called "That TV Show" or suchlike. Or people who have a name on social media like "That guy Jason".

Oh, isn't it clever ?

Pleb 1 : "Did you watch that TV show last night ?"
Pleb 2 : "Yeah, it was great ".

Pleb 1 : "Who's coming to the party tonight ?"
Pleb 2 : "That guy Jason ".

Thinking about that blue home kit next season.

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It is truly awful

I haven't seen it. I take it I probably shouldn't

they may as well put on a pair of knitted tights

Blokes that are 21 and call themselves "ex-pro footballer"

You're not, mate. You're a footballer that never made it.

Also goes for anyone that has to describe themselves with what they used to be in order to big themselves up.

plus THAT Parish quote

:(

Please can you make an exception in my case. I used to be an IT specialist and now deliver pizzas.

so much you can do with stripes?

Well you can remove them altogether i guess. Blue Army.

When you finally get enough time to deal with the turtle head that's been creating uncomfortable pressure all morning and you get settled in for a satisfying dump and the bloke in the next stall drops the loudest fart ever and follows through with a splatterer.

Ant & Dec OBE. WTF?? What next,Schofield & Willoughby knighthoods?

Little tomatoes in sandwiches that burst all over you. FvckSAKE

Men who stand on gantrys

Suicide counselling.