hay fever. currently blind in one eye.

Lothar Matthäus's analysis on ITV. Totally pointless and looks like the sun is always in his eyes.

Isn't Facebook attention seeking full stop? Oh look what I had for dinner etc etc.

Having to take 3 spins on the date of birth reel to find my birth year when filling out online forms .

Parents that have their small children's hair cut in ridiculous styles and/or dress them in designer clothes. They're not dolls or status symbols.

But have you heard Rio's Italian

:grrr: Paying for BT Network Protect and constantly having alerts to say that real time scanning is off and PC is under threat. Then as soon as you turn it on it goes off again. Going through every type of fix and nothing working.

******* magpies swooping around in the middle of winter. It'd be nice if I could go to the shops without having to worry out my impending death.

Car fuel economy being measured in gallons when we buy in litres.

Phone line rental

Oh yes:p

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Have you tried uninstalling and downloading a fresh copy from BT?

:p Ta. Will do.

Car air fresheners that have a useful life close to that of a Mayfly.

Transfer rumours involving Palace, 99% of them are utter bollocks

The DJ Steve Wright . Whether it's in the afternoon or not , he annoys me.

Stupid poxy little rain showers every 20 minutes just as i've finished epoxying another length of decking. Almost feel like shaking my fist at the sky like some kind of loon. And look, its sunny again, drawing me out there. Rain cloud wankers.

Players getting caught a mile offside then waving a finger at the linesman.
Ronaldo for being a greasy giraffe necked ****.

Parents who ignore how badly their kids behave outside the home