Help yourself then ****.

Only don't step behind my bar or I'll have to hit you with my Doberman.

Andy Townsend.

I hate this man with a passion. Such a knob. What's worse is he totally ruins the theatre of tennis matches with his amateurish commentary. Why has no one at the BBC realised this?!?

Imagine townsend doing tennis though with his monosyllabic commentary. 'Good serve there'. 'Murray needs to up his game'. 'Slight deflection on that serve etc etc'.

that ball-less squeaky screaming Icelandic commentator.

Mediafied Matt le Tissier talking about the new Southampton manager 'taking the club forward'.

Seriously what the FFS

Michael Gove with his flabby jowls, Eric Morecambe glasses & whiny voice. Like a fly round a piece of sh*t you want to swat but be careful of swatting the sh*t too.
Driving me crazy already

The girls I work with have just had a debate about which century the second world war was in. Stupid people annoy me.

People who fly up behind police cars and ambulances so when you pull over and then try to move back over near drive into your boot.

There's no sausage sizzles at any of the election booths near me tomorrow :(

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

The way that some young women, I've only heard them do it, drag out the last syllable of the last sentence they say.

It like they have to emphasise it to check people are still listening and haven't topped themselves.

Yes, he is an unctuous buffoon.

He was absolutely spot on with his comments about Marcus whatever's girlfriend though - "I wish my dentist looked like that!"

Excellent, what were the differences of opinion? :D

People who throw your scraps of paper with important information on away.

Moving desks at work again.
This time, there are no light bulbs overhead - it feels like I'm sitting in a cave.
Tossers, bloody 'hot-desk' wankers.

The fact that in a few hours this man may very well be Australia's next PM. The cunt can't even eat a sausage properly, how is he supposed to lead a ******* country?

http://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/im...7431631526.jpg

At least it isn't this creep anymore.

http://resources1.news.com.au/images...ony-abbott.jpg

They are all a bunch of f'wits. Each party waiting for the other to **** up so they can have their turn "in charge". Rarely anything innovative to make significant changes. It's a game of musical chairs on the Titanic.

The over celebrating of goals in Euro 2016, it's now obligatory to include all squad members, back room staff, players wives and more

Johnny McEnroe is going to be the next Aussie PM ?

Bloody hell