Having Paul Ince and David James doing the F.A Cup draw.

Is there seriously nobody better?

Some dopey bint trying to push in front of me on the platform and then when I stand my ground slagging me off to another woman. **** off!! I needed to say that here as I of course said nothing in real life. :)

Blokes who spit their chewing gum into urinals. Should be made to fish it out barehanded themselves.

Done

+ Quad bike filtering bellends..

Lily Allen is busy saving the world. The FA cup is dead to me now.

You worried about James dropping the balls ?

Traffic officers in their stupid cars and bloody cones. A car breakdown and they decide they need to cone off half the motorway.

They peaked with Mark E Smith

Years ago working in the NLA Tower, bet a colleague £10 he would not fish one out (not his as far as I know, or mine) and chew it for ten seconds.

He did, fair play. Threw up after but a tenner richer.

Employers who sack you because you won't drive illegally, so that they can get you to drive a bus 7 days in a row.

Spending a small fortune for a half term holiday somewhere 'hot' and checking the weather forecast. And seeing nothing but bastard rain for 5 out of 7 bastarding bastard days

Bastard

Su Pollard - annoying,over the top woman still dining out on a crap role she did 30 years.
Lewis Hamilton - Charmless nerk

Talk Talk 2 totally different phone calls regarding the transfer of my sim only number to the new handset and sim they sent me yesterday and to terminate the wifes sim only plan with them also.
Tried to ring yesterday but lines must have been down so went and spoke to an online advisor and thought everything was ok after activation as Icould make outgoing calls.

Friend calls round today telling me they have been trying to ring me but with no joy, when I call from my handset it turned out that they had transferred the number I wanted terminated over to the new sim.

First phone call and the advisor sounded like she had a cold and couldn't be bothered to take the call, when I had explained what was happening I was being talked to like I was either thick or lying and couldn't wait to end the call as I was losing my rag.

She claimed to have sorted it and to just restart the phone, low and behold once I called my house phone again it was ringing with the wrong number.

I ring back talk talk and spoke to an advisor who had a bit of savvy about them and traced the problem to the new sim having the same serial number as the one I wanted terminated so are sending the right one out.

How hard was that :wallbash::wallbash:

the ******* clackers at Leicester

Leicester and there cringeyness full stop.

Bloody Palace at times. ANNOYED.

Bastard weather forecasters who can't do their bastard job.

Sat by the pool in 24 degree sunshine :)

People writing on the facebook profiles of the dead.

"Omg. Can't believe it's true Hun and you're dead."

**** me.

'The dab' seriously, just **** off