Having the house to yourself for a night, no kids to wake you up, no wife with a long list of jobs for you to do, just a lazy Saturday morning to have a lie in etc..........wake up at 7am!!!!

Simple solution to that. No train - No play

Knock one out and back to sleep in your own filth. Simples.

What do you think I did at 7:03?

Working on a Saturday.
Kitchen fitters that leave no access to service a boiler.
Kitchen fitters that completely box gas meters in.
Gas fitters that install ovens blocking doorways/fire escapes.
Landlords that expect you to lie on gas certificates to save them a few quid whilst putting your own neck on the line.

:jerkit: Pogba

As well as playing for the :jerkit:, his :jerkit:ish haircuts, his personal emoji and being an all round over rated :jerkit:.....the covering his mouth every time he says anything on the pitch is farking annoying. Don't want to hear or see what the :jerkit: has to say anyway.

:jerkit:

People who finish a statement with the word 'bosh'. Jamie Oliver wannabe c**ts.

Let's face it, anyone imitating that wanker has problems

exactly..but theyve killed of those little sandwich shops normally portuguese or italian owned that would give you tons of fillings...

there are not many options on the high street now

Mr Dyson's voice on the Dyson adverts.

"Yohan Cabaye played a sublime cross-field pass for his team-mate on the left of the area. The former Manchester United player chested down the ball and then struck a low, angled effort past keeper Ben Foster"

Why bring the wankers into it?

They taught him all he knows of course

Having your flight cancelled and an afternoon in the holiday inn. Lucky there's a pub next door...

I saw that... pissed me off also.

Parcelforce.

My parcel was meant to be delivered between 10-11am. At 12 I phoned depot, they said the driver is 5 mins away, apologised for hour delay. By 1pm... I phoned back they said they would put me on hold while they called the driver... they said he is turning into your road now... I walk out on to my drive... no van. I call back...
Parcelforce: He is stuck in traffic
Me: How can he be stuck in traffic, you just told me he is turning in to my road?
Parcelforce: Er, I'll call him again
***I'm put on hold****
Parcelforce: We hope to have it to you anytime from now to 6pm.

The prick that was supposed to be buying our flat. Spent the last few weeks telling us how keen he was to move in quickly so we have pushed everyone hard to get our purchase moving and today he's decided he doesn't want it.

*Update*

Manager phoned, the delivery time that i was sent by text was sent in error, it was always going to be a 6pm delivery. I asked why I was told the driver was...
A) 5mins away
B) Turning in to my street.

The managers reply blew me away... he said the guy I spoke to on the phone, had to "think on his feet" and "admittedly didn't do it well" Drivers don't have company mobiles, so when he put me on hold... he was probably asking a colleague what to say.

I admired the managers honesty.

People reversing out of their drive into the main road. Isn't it easier to reverse in?

Procrastination driving

It also contravenes the Highway Code.