Thats annoying me too now.

:D

sorry mate

Maybe Les deleted it.

Here you go: http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?t=9481

I was going to blame Reverend Red Pen but Forza ruined it by finding it.

Poop and chute would be obvious keywords in hindsight.

That's how I remembered it! :D

Needing a sh*t about 2 minutes after you get out of the shower. Haven't even had the chance to get dry, and you already feel dirty again!

:D

That's all I can do these days, too :)

On a TV show where the characters have a dart board, and its not set to the correct height. The Big Bang Theory springs to mind.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20160210172803

Perfect for you mate. In fact, you might need a trench! I will find a flight and bring a spade.

Is this a spear chucking reference?

That over the shoulder look that people cant help do in every photo now.

Look, even Stephen Hawking is in on the act

I totally agree mate. This is social media at it's worst and is now totally out of hand. It was great when no-one was on it!

Example:

I now have over 150K Twitter followers and by chance one of them recognised me at Chez Bruce last week OMG

At the time I was actually dining with some quite important people and despite their clear objections I made sure that the poor bloke left with a selfie of me!!! The waiter did not know what to do with himself - after all we were in Chez Bruce LOL

With all this fake news out there at the moment, someone needs to properly deal with this before someone innocent gets hurt...with hindsight I really wonder what would have happened if I would have turned down that selfie request. How embarrassing would that have been!!

Anyways the final outcome was the waiter got a good tip to help compensate for all the commotion and even better it turned out that the selfie was retweeted quite a lot so I ended up with another 1k followers on the back of it so how about that everyone!

They clearly lowered it as Stephen Hawking was coming round.

Lol. Its a digging tool. You prat.

The trend of commentators saying 'talk about...'. Steve McManaman does this a lot. 'Talk about a goal from nothing..'. 'Talk about a wonder goal...'. No one was talking about that you whinging scouse twat

You could have stopped there. She's horrible - a kind of knock off Katie Hopkins but less knowing and more smarmy.

You is whoosh guiri.

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I might not be a giant like you, but I'm not that bloody small. And leave IOCAC out of this.