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Discovering that my cunningly planned 5 day trip to France now clashes with the Man city game. Rats. Should have seen that fixture change coming

I'm planning to go to the ManUre game on my way to Barcelona in May... thanks for reminding me not to book anything until I know when the bloody kick off will be. Bloody ridiculous!

People who insist on using a coaster for a hot drink on either a manky table or a surface that would never "burn" with the colossal heat from a cup of coffee

1) Those modern soft close hinges that don't work, fall off or drop (or typically all of those)
2) Top Gear
3) Myleen Class

Tube announcements. "This is the westbound District Line to Wimbledon, the next station is Westminister."

Where have you found the second 'I' from???!

The Brits - what a pile of shite

Horses on the road, especially ones that are shitting as they trot along, or ones that are obviously really nervy around cars. Not the horses fault obviously. Well, except for the shitting. They should have gone to the loo before they set off.

Hair. It's really annoying the way it grows. One second you look alright, it's at a decent length and you can leave the house quite happily in the knowledge you look respectable, next second you're tucking it behind your ears, have random bits sticking out of the side and you have to go and sit for half an hour while someone asks you whether you're going on holiday this year. Why won't it just stop when it's ok?

Palpitations, cramp, clicking joints and all the stuff that reminds you you're not 18 and you're not bulletproof.

Good for the roses though :p

People who quote me £14 k for a new kitchen.

White goods and taps about £1k?

Oven a grand?

So that's £12k for some new cupboards then. (Soft close hinges natch Bryan).

Phew. No posts on this thread for 2 days I was beginning to think people were chilling out.

A Question Of Sport

What gave they done to this show? And who the **** ever told Matt Dawson he is funny because he evidently really believes it.

Bill Beaumont must be turning in his grave, and he's not even dead.

Conspiracy theories

Spent my afternoon reading a load of them. Not enough DMT in the world to come up with half this shit...

Cars that have their back- shelf full of fluffy toys .
Also cars that drive at below 20 because they have a over pampered dog on the back seat .

Cars that have 'Baby on board' signs on the back window. So What!

People holding their mobile phones in the air at gigs.

Or get pissed off if you spill the tea and stain the coaster.

My aunt had a downstairs toilet put in so that we (the less 'refined' arm of the family though, curiously, the much more highly educated) didn't sully the upstairs facilties. I pissed up the new toilet wall in appreciation, which I guess reinforces her point! :)

Civil servant 'facilitators' at funerals. It's like getting a robot to officiate.

Welcome to the real world... you have been watching too many make over shows that "do" a bathroom for about 2,500 UKP/$'s.

Can you elaborate?