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kayjay 20-02-2018 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14121704)
Try living in a house where your daughter is starting periods and your wife is starting menopause.......

Sent me mental!

Maidstoned Eagle 20-02-2018 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 14122834)
Getting chewing gum on the white wall sides of my trainers.

Put them in the freezer, the gum freezes solid and you can just pick it off.

Wolfnipplechips 20-02-2018 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14121704)
Try living in a house where your daughter is starting periods and your wife is starting menopause.......

16 and 48.:rolleyes:

Do I qualify for some sort of grant?

Maidstoned Eagle 20-02-2018 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14123374)
16 and 48.:rolleyes:

Do I qualify for some sort of grant?

I am trying to get the 2nd amendment in my house

PeterH 20-02-2018 01:33 PM

Menopause seems to be lasting 5 years.

PALACEWU 20-02-2018 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14123396)
Menopause seems to be lasting 5 years.

You are doing it wrong.

ebyeeckeagle 20-02-2018 02:12 PM

This Fortnite game; every teenage lad seems to be playing it endlessly, often shouting a lot it seems.

Hedgehog 20-02-2018 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14123369)
Put them in the freezer, the gum freezes solid and you can just pick it off.

Yeah I saw that on Google, but our freezer is full - don't ask. The "clump" I can pick off, but it is what is left in the little crevices that I couldn't get off.

Used another tip found on Google instead. Spray with WD-40, leave for an hour and scrub with an old toothbrush (don't use the wife's - it makes a mess of it) and paper towel. Still took some elbow grease, but got most of the gum off.

Added bonus, the shoes don't squeak anymore!

PeterH 20-02-2018 04:17 PM

It isn't the shoe squeaking. Did you rub some WD40 on your joints?

Hedgehog 20-02-2018 04:28 PM

Some might say it is my wallet!

the digger 20-02-2018 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14122250)
Isn’t Monday the new Sunday and Friday the new Thursday for people who struggle to actually do a full weeks bleeding work?

Monday is my Friday, and Thursday is my Monday. Sundays, I work from home.

SA Eagle 20-02-2018 04:48 PM

The Andrex adverts. “I feel as clean as a squid” **** off!

Worksop Palace 20-02-2018 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14123374)
16 and 48.:rolleyes:

Do I qualify for some sort of grant?

Exactly the same for me mate. Medals is all we’ll qualify for

MFBias 20-02-2018 06:32 PM

‘Top Bins’ for Top corner of a goal.

chrisophiex 20-02-2018 06:37 PM

Women who still wear their handbag when they’re having their photograph taken on holiday.

Just put it down for a second !

Stellavista 20-02-2018 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14123374)
16 and 48.:rolleyes:

Do I qualify for some sort of grant?

Snap....

Worksop Palace 20-02-2018 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14123749)
Snap....

We ought to set a WhatsApp up so we can compare strops, rants and hissy fits.

And we can also discuss how the girls are behaving

Jim Cannon 20-02-2018 10:43 PM

posh people saying "mate"

100% Palace 20-02-2018 10:45 PM

The First Choice 'mahoosive inclusive' advert is getting right on my tits

MFBias 21-02-2018 12:19 AM

The phrase ‘...... is a thing now’

We are entering further into a world of double speak where vocabulary is being reduced.


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