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Stellavista 21-02-2018 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14124699)
Bloke on the phone in the caff talking loudly about his incontinence

I once had Bamber Gascoigne sitting opposite me in the hospital waiting room, talking loudly on his phone about his dick....

Ron Dodgers 21-02-2018 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14124876)
I once had Bamber Gascoigne sitting opposite me in the hospital waiting room, talking loudly on his phone about his dick....

Was it his starter for 10?

thefox 21-02-2018 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 14124768)
You are kidding me!

True. Not the UK though.

Wolfnipplechips 21-02-2018 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Ron Dodgers (Post 14124936)
Was it his starter for 10?

Hopefully not the picture round.

ceeby 21-02-2018 07:17 PM

That pair of bloody stupid singing sisters on the Nationwide advert, does my bloody box in!!.

Jim Cannon 21-02-2018 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The Norwoodsman (Post 14124308)
They've been doing that for years mate.

The following is a real overheard conversation at my not even that posh university, some 15 odd years ago.

"Bevvies mate?"

"Beer o'clock mate."

"Bosh"

I know they have but it still makes me cringe

Jim Cannon 21-02-2018 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by dannyb1 (Post 14124805)
The film lids you get on food packaging, you pick the corner bit off then that breaks then spend 30 minutes trying to find a gap in the seal which in the end you give up and just tear round it with a fork/knife.

Bastard things.

The trick is not to waste 30 mins and just cut the ****** off:D

Stellavista 21-02-2018 08:29 PM

That gonk in the bobble hat presenting the Winter Olympics.

I joked to the wife that he had all the charisma of a Blue Peter presenter.......

Crofty 21-02-2018 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14125208)
That gonk in the bobble hat presenting the Winter Olympics.

I joked to the wife that he had all the charisma of a Blue Peter presenter.......

Wife and I were just saying same.......who the feck is he?

Crofty 21-02-2018 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14124876)
I once had Bamber Gascoigne sitting opposite me in the hospital waiting room, talking loudly on his phone about his dick....

I'll have to hurry you......

Jim Cannon 21-02-2018 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Crofty (Post 14125226)
Wife and I were just saying same.......who the feck is he?

Me and mrs Cannon said the same too

Wolfnipplechips 21-02-2018 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Crofty (Post 14125228)
I'll have to hurry you......

:D

At least it wasnít ďIíve started so Iíll finish.Ē

A Wooden Fish On Wheels 21-02-2018 10:27 PM

Finding people watching HD TV in SD.

Oh and why the BBC can't put the local news on in HD which is why loads of people watch in SD.

Maz 21-02-2018 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ceeby (Post 14125136)
That pair of bloody stupid singing sisters on the Nationwide advert, does my bloody box in!!.


Stellavista 21-02-2018 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Crofty (Post 14125226)
Wife and I were just saying same.......who the feck is he?

Er.....

http://images.radiotimes.com/remote/...700&height=422

A Wooden Fish On Wheels 21-02-2018 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14124876)
I once had Bamber Gascoigne sitting opposite me in the hospital waiting room, talking loudly on his phone about his dick....

What did he say about his dick?

art malice 22-02-2018 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by A Wooden Fish On Wheels (Post 14125511)
What did he say about his dick?

His testicles are actually next to each other but are made to look like oneís on top of the other

big bad John 22-02-2018 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14124876)
I once had Bamber Gascoigne sitting opposite me in the hospital waiting room, talking loudly on his phone about his dick....

Did he catch something off Five Bellies??

A Wooden Fish On Wheels 22-02-2018 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14125541)
His testicles are actually next to each other but are made to look like oneís on top of the other

Where's his dick?

art malice 22-02-2018 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by A Wooden Fish On Wheels (Post 14125552)
Where's his dick?

Moves around but this week it was bottom left with a cravat on


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