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chrisophiex 24-12-2017 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by firstgame63cpfc (Post 14010755)
The Police,


A warning to all, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close
to Christmas and the police are out there checking on people.

Last
night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a
few too many beers and then went onto the whisky. Not a good idea..

Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the pub and
took a bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint, where they
were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests. But because I
was in a bus they just waved it past.

I arrived home safely and without
incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a bus before
and I am not even sure where I got it from.

Happy Christmas all.
COYP

:supergrin:

Merry Christmas mate :p

firstgame63cpfc 24-12-2017 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 14010833)
:supergrin:

Merry Christmas mate :p

I knew you would like that one.

Have a great Christmas yourself:p

SOUTHGATE EAGLE 24-12-2017 09:36 PM

I got stuck round a friend's house today and had to endure his children playing 'Jedward' videos on the television. It reminded me that I used to consider those two blow-dried, squeaking fairies to be the most annoying turd ever to emerge from the festering arsehole of humanity.

Even years after they thankfully f*cked off back to whatever hole they crawled out of, today's experience reminded me that I'd like to arrange to have the two of them tied up naked in a cage with a sexually frustrated gorilla, pumped up with more Viagra than Hugh Hefner took in his entire lifetime. Next, I'd like to find the music executive individual that shit them upon the world and strap him into a chair with devices that keep his eyes open and moist, as in Clockwork Orange, and force him to watch endless loops of what I had to see this afternoon. His food intake and bodily wastes would be maintained by I.V., foley catheters and colostomy bags while constant wakefulness would be via by stimulants until the inanity of his own horrifying creation caused his brain to stroke out. Then he can dribble in a wheelchair for the rest of his days in a nurses home, with feeding instructions tattooed to his f*cking forehead for the convenience of the staff.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

bubbs11 24-12-2017 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SOUTHGATE EAGLE (Post 14010902)
I got stuck round a friend's house today and had to endure his children playing 'Jedward' videos on the television. It reminded me that I used to consider those two blow-dried, squeaking fairies to be the most annoying turd ever to emerge from the festering arsehole of humanity.

Even years after they thankfully f*cked off back to whatever hole they crawled out of, today's experience reminded me that I'd like to arrange to have the two of them tied up naked in a cage with a sexually frustrated gorilla, pumped up with more Viagra than Hugh Hefner took in his entire lifetime. Next, I'd like to find the music executive individual that shit them upon the world and strap him into a chair with devices that keep his eyes open and moist, as in Clockwork Orange, and force him to watch endless loops of what I had to see this afternoon. His food intake and bodily wastes would be maintained by I.V., foley catheters and colostomy bags while constant wakefulness would be via by stimulants until the inanity of his own horrifying creation caused his brain to stroke out. Then he can dribble in a wheelchair for the rest of his days in a nurses home, with feeding instructions tattooed to his f*cking forehead for the convenience of the staff.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

I drink tea from a Jedward mug. WAIT A SEC! WAIT A SEC! I’m a bit of a musical fascist and a friend of mine thought, ‘what could be the most abhorrent thing to buy me’. I took it in good humour and find I still use it, but forget sometimes when we have guests or workman over, and realise I’m getting ‘that’ look and suddenly click and have to explain myself. It would probably be easier to just get myself a Palace mug eh but this mug holds sentimental value.

Stellavista 25-12-2017 12:39 AM

F*ck me, I thought James Last's audiences were the land that time forgot, but Andre Rieu's are something else.....

https://www.bz-berlin.de/data/upload...29-768x432.jpg

PeterH 25-12-2017 12:47 AM

They get a day out once a year. Be charitable.

Were you one of them? LOL

Stellavista 25-12-2017 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14011074)
They get a day out once a year. Be charitable.

Were you one of them? LOL

Er, no.

Stellavista 25-12-2017 12:54 AM

I don't know why, but rock/pop stars wearing watches on stage.

PeterH 25-12-2017 12:56 AM

Probably means they are sticking to that 90 minute set, no surprises.

chrisophiex 25-12-2017 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14011080)
I don't know why, but rock/pop stars wearing watches on stage.


It annoys me when they have a mobile phone in their pocket. Very distracting.

I presume it’s a mobile phone ...

elgin eagle 25-12-2017 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by firstgame63cpfc (Post 14010755)
The Police,


A warning to all, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close
to Christmas and the police are out there checking on people.

Last
night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a
few too many beers and then went onto the whisky. Not a good idea..

Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the pub and
took a bus home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint, where they
were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests. But because I
was in a bus they just waved it past.

I arrived home safely and without
incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a bus before
and I am not even sure where I got it from.

Happy Christmas all.
COYP

:lux:

Happy Christmas :)

Mr Mojo Risin 25-12-2017 07:05 PM

All I want for Christmas is to never ever have to listen to Mariah Carey again.

richdeniro 25-12-2017 08:03 PM

How long family members seem to say goodbye at the end of the day. First it's at the door bye, then 20 mins later in the driveway still saying bye...another 15 minutes saying bye from the car and invariably getting back out of the car to finish the conversation. Leaving after bye could take up to an hour.

elgin eagle 25-12-2017 09:40 PM

Sprouts

Coastal Palace 25-12-2017 09:44 PM

People that don't agree with me.


Because I'm never wrong.

Maidstoned Eagle 26-12-2017 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 14010743)
Jurassic Park annoys me. Had the chance to make a great, powerful movie there with the amazing dinosaur effects but they write a piss poor insipid script that a 5 year old could’ve wrote to accompany it.

Had the ingredients to be a ‘Jaws’ or ‘Close Encounters’ but ended up like a CBeebies historical drama. WASTE!

They didn't have the opportunity to do any such thing, it was based on a Michael Crichton book.

Polish Pete 26-12-2017 04:12 AM

People who turn up last minute for a flight. I'm currently at Sydney airport six hours before my flight

Polish Pete 26-12-2017 04:17 AM

If I can do it so can you

bubbs11 26-12-2017 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14011885)
They didn't have the opportunity to do any such thing, it was based on a Michael Crichton book.

Well I humbly suggest they should’ve based it on someone else’s book. :)

elgin eagle 26-12-2017 04:56 AM

The next sale opening at 6 instead of 5. Only got up for a pee.


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