He says his favourite footballer ever was Cruyff... and later had to admit that he’d only ever seen a five second clip of him playing.

and my Mrs. watches his daft cookery programme every week. The insufferable smug wanksock. Lovejoy that is...

Looked like a tramp, and stepped forward out of turn.

But oddly, it is another party leader who, as usual every Remembrance Day, has provoked the fury of the tabloid writers.

Chris Sutton

In the other changing room do people walk around with their knockers out?!

I only read it online for free now. I'm not giving them any more money. What swung it for me was the readers comments section. Thunder***ts united. Incontinent First World dribbling. Smug arseholes.

Juliette Ferrington interviewing Jurgen Klopp. Every time. Just suck his cock & be done with it, eh?

Leona Lewis' butchering of Bridge Over Troubled Water at the Festival Of Remembrance. Why?? Did she really think that was good?? Absolutely Criminal insult to the song and the occcasion.

In which case, shouldn’t you be annoyed about Guardian readers rather than the august organ itself?

When you are told ‘do you know how it works here?’ In a patronising tone when sitting down to a table at a restaurant. It’s food and tables you havent reinvented the wheel. The customer doesnt want to feel that have to be in your click to succeed in the experience. More and more places are doing this as I think they think it trendy to have a Individual way of doing things. Went to Hopper near Bond St after the match on Saturday and was given a bill and payment machine after minute of finishing the meal, to which they said you can sit here but what we do here is to make you pay the bill, we know it’s different. Shame great food but was fairly rude and unexpected.

(this wasnt Mirsh Masala in Tooting Broadway where you expect to get kicked out as soon as you finish, which I love for that, that a canteen not a middle of the road restaurant).

“We are Liverpool. This means more.”

Nope. The paper has got very poor over the last five years or so.

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Can’t stand that. Constant whinging about the league. When you remind them of their endless recent cup victories they come back with complaints that they briefly had Paul Konchesky and Charlie Adam in their team.

I used to love that place, but the complete lack of space between tables and queuing pissed-up punters once caused me to accidentally arse-butt a full glass of red wine into a strangers lap.

I said sorry profusely but they were not happy.

shit lib paper for FBPE twats and yellow tories

Annoys me as well but then I just think of Crystanbul and the brilliant gif from that night.

Insightful. Thanks for sharing.

Ditto James Blunt or whatever his name is.

Yes. Very strange song.

Contestants on University Challenge who introduce themselves by their first name only