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TopKnot 13-11-2019 01:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 14977022)
Me: hello existing fuel supplier, I have seen a tariff of yours on a comparison site that looks good?
Fuel supplier: ah yes. You qualify for that deal.
Me: so can you put me on it?
Fuel supplier: No. You need to use the switching site to do that.
Me: even though it is one of your tariffs? It’s on your website, I can see it and have the tariff details from your website.
Fuel supplier: you need to use the switching site
Me: But I am not switching, I would be staying with you.
Fuel supplier: sorry you need to use the switching site
Me: but if I have to go through that grief of registering on a switching site and the like surely I would pick another supplier who is a little cheaper than your offering.
Fuel supplier: you need to go use the switching site
Me: that’s insane. But okay then.

Go to switching site. Chooses cheaper option.
Now sit back and wait for all the phone calls trying to persuade you to stay.

Maidstoned Eagle 13-11-2019 02:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lombardo 888 (Post 14976181)
Tea bags that are in pairs. Why?

Maidstoned Eagle 13-11-2019 02:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leopald Stotch (Post 14977001)
What the f**k is the obsession old people have with 'clearing out their cupboards'? Every week I speak to my old dear and she is always clearing out her f**king cupboards. I've seen her cupboards- they usually contain 3 tins of soup and a tin of evaporated milk!
Unless the whole 'clearing out my cupboards' is a euphemism. And what she actually means is she was taking a shit before I phoned her?
CK has the cleanest cupboards in the whole of Christendom

Olympian2 13-11-2019 03:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hal Low (Post 14977115)
Dishwasher salt containers. Why located at the back instead of the front ?
See post 18258..... :p

Brett 13-11-2019 04:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by weltklasse (Post 14977096)
Been there done that currently fending off current supplier who wants to fit a new smart meter replacing one thats less then a year's old fitted by my old supplier...total f***ing madness.
Then the c*nt will turn up and say something isn't right on your connection - caused by the previous supplier - and you have to have the emergency team out to come and change a cap that sits on top of a cap otherwise you'll be forcibly evicted for your own safety.

Of course it'll be the same c*nt you had before because the suppliers don't do the work and if anyone f*cked it up, it was the twat standing it front of you apparently repairing it.

I'm sure these c*nts are doing it for banter.

Jim Cannon 13-11-2019 06:51 PM
People on a train in rush hour who go into a blind panic they will miss their stop so shove everyone out of the way the second it pulls out of the station before they want to get off

Isle of Wight 13-11-2019 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 14977342)
People on a train in rush hour
You could have stopped here.

in-exile 13-11-2019 07:27 PM
Doughnuts being baked by Supermarkets rather than old-school Fried!

Worksop Palace 13-11-2019 07:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 14977375)
Donuts being baked by Supermarkets rather than old-school Fried!
If you watched Masterchef last night, you would have seen Marcus Wareing frying them first then baking them.

You’re welcome

in-exile 13-11-2019 07:31 PM
American spelling I dislike too ...

Worksop Palace 13-11-2019 07:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 14977383)
American spelling I dislike too ...
Amerikan ?

sunshine lucas 13-11-2019 08:14 PM
Paul McNamara , political correspondent Channel 4. Fecking amateur. Can’t get through one story without numerous cock ups. He ain’t up to it.

Hedgehog 13-11-2019 08:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunshine lucas (Post 14977436)
Paul McNamara , political correspondent Channel 4. Fecking amateur. Can’t get through one story without numerous cock ups. He ain’t up to it.
Sounds like he fits right in with the politicians he's reporting on...

Terrace Bickle 13-11-2019 08:37 PM
Rylan Clark Neal.... just why? Hopefully his head will disintegrate with his next procedure.

EastbourneEagle 13-11-2019 08:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrB (Post 14969684)
What's he done?
He breathed!

PeterH 14-11-2019 12:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sunshine lucas (Post 14977436)
Paul McNamara , political correspondent Channel 4. Fecking amateur. Can’t get through one story without numerous cock ups. He ain’t up to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv85s_v3LKo

Maidstoned Eagle 14-11-2019 08:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EastbourneEagle (Post 14977450)
He breathed!
Told ya.

CK 14-11-2019 09:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14977151)
CK has the cleanest cupboards in the whole of Christendom
Ooh! get back in the knife drawer you:clown:

WLYWLYAWYPWF 14-11-2019 09:43 AM
Virgin media. Scum.

Dobbo 14-11-2019 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14977577)
Brilliant Peter. Thanks.


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