I can also tell the difference between Diet Coke and Coke Zero. Did I read somewhere that Coca Cola were aiming Coke Zero at men and Diet Coke at women in their advertising?

And I can also tell the difference between Roses Lime Cordial (the best) and other own label stuff.

Is that by the labels on the bottles?

:D

It’s anything with cheap vodka nowadays for teenagers.

No, by taste - really. The same way I could tell the difference between a good Youngs beer and Watneys Party Seven. And Sainsbury's Own Label chocolate and Lindt or Green and Blacks. And beef and lamb.

If I am being whooshed, please put me out of my misery.... (although I appreciate the entertainment value)

Are we talking about bottle or cans here, or those terrible dispenser things they have behind the bar these days (well here at least)?

The dispensers are basically dispensing bubbly coloured water...

SodaStreams ?

Opera - people with big lungs shouting.

Ballet - Advanced skipping.

Easy in soda water, impossible with anything else.

Lottery winners who win big who say they’re gonna carry on working.
Mugs!

At an open mike/jam night. People that get up to sing that don't know words. And use the phone��

A mate booked a singer for her mums birthday, the singer used her phone for the backing tracks.

Nope. Roses has a cleaner, sharper taste.

You can taste the artificial sweetener in most other lime cordials.

It doesn’t need soda water for that.

Makes you wonder why they bother buying a ticket in the first place

Plugged into the PA?

Fear and lack of imagination, I should think. Or, of course, a job or business they really love.

Barcardi is shite. In my day it was Pernod and black.

Bluetoothed. Worse still she was using You Tube backing tracks so some still had the "sting" or jingle of the particular channel at the start.

In my teens, I went out with a girl primarily because she drank pernod & black & was therefore a delicious snog.