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Chocky 30-05-2016 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Levski (Post 13024488)
When people make exaggerated reactions when they sneeze, you know, they go 'excuse ME!' really loudly, as if they are surprised and shocked by the ferocity of their own sneezes.

Why? It's just a ***ing sneeze. Jesus.

I know. F*cking HELL!

the drexciyan 30-05-2016 10:38 PM

Stevie Hawkings voice. Upgrade that chip and change the ******* record mate.

SteveyHawking 30-05-2016 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by the drexciyan (Post 13024526)
Stevie Hawkings voice. Upgrade that chip and change the ******* record mate.

:frown::(:sob:

the drexciyan 30-05-2016 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveyHawking (Post 13024533)
:frown::(:sob:

:supergrin:

FFS he had to be a Palace fan.

CT_Palace 30-05-2016 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the drexciyan (Post 13024535)
:supergrin:

FFS he had to be a Palace fan.

:D

Oddjob 30-05-2016 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13023708)
Refuse to use dominos anymore. Total rip off and shit pizzas

I got 3 pizzas, a chicken grill (flame grilled chicken, pitta, salad, slaw and fries) and some extra fries for the same as 2 pizzas from dominos

Wankers

Slaw?

Add yourself to this thread.

Reps AJ 30-05-2016 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13023708)
Refuse to use dominos anymore. Total rip off and shit pizzas

I got 3 pizzas, a chicken grill (flame grilled chicken, pitta, salad, slaw and fries) and some extra fries for the same as 2 pizzas from dominos

Wankers

I don't use them because their pizza's are shit

And way overpriced.

justjuice 30-05-2016 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by postman plod (Post 13023450)
The Dutch, why do they always seem so smug?

It feels like they are in on a secret, and they are not going to share it with outsiders.


Good shout. I didn't realise they annoyed me until I read your excellent articulation of something I hadn't been able to put my finger on.

Jim Cannon 30-05-2016 11:16 PM

People who get on tubes that are already packed like sardines and shout in a passive aggressive manner to people to "move down please, guys". Where am I supposed to ******* move to you ******* idiot? Just because there is no room for you, you will have to wait for the next train dickhead

richdeniro 30-05-2016 11:28 PM

People who seem to live in the toilets at work.

Go in there for a slash and you're in there every single time having a shave or brushing your teeth and because of you I can't have a quick few sly puffs on the E-Cig.

Worksop Palace 30-05-2016 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 13024543)
Slaw?

Add yourself to this thread.

Ha ha don't remember writing that. Feckin Yankee phone

danpalace07 31-05-2016 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Levski (Post 13024488)
When people make exaggerated reactions when they sneeze, you know, they go 'excuse ME!' really loudly, as if they are surprised and shocked by the ferocity of their own sneezes.

Why? It's just a ***ing sneeze. Jesus.

bet these are the same people who insist on telling everyone to move down the bus/train when everyone's tired and ****ed off

JJ 31-05-2016 06:32 AM

Back to the Land of the Lift Morons... what is it about them that turns people into f*ckwits?

If I'm already in the lift when you get in, you can be certain it's because I'm wanting to go somewhere. I guarantee I'm not there because I want to spend all day in the feckin' lift. So if you're still deep in conversation by the lift when it arrives, then finish the feckin' thing BEFORE you get in the lift rather than get halfway in, then stand there in the doorway pressing the DOOR OPEN button delaying the rest of us while you finish boring the living shit out of whoever it is you should have finished talking to already. Selfish tosser. :veryangry :wallbash:

mroakley9 31-05-2016 06:40 AM

Morons that decide to stand in doorways when it's raining. It's due to rain nonstop for the next week, what the **** are these ***** waiting for? Let me in the ******* building you useless **** nuggets.

Jim Cannon 31-05-2016 08:55 AM

More unacceptable work toilet behaviour:

The Broadsheet Reader
These morons can be heard loudly turning the pages of their oversized papers while doing their business. What a man wishes to do in his own home is his business, but do you really think your colleagues wish to know your habits or be subjected to them?

The Dirty Handshake
Ever found yourself in that uncomfortable position when washing your hands, somebody who has just been using the facilities spots you, comes over offering a handshake. Leaving you the choice of ignoring it or having to shake their hand knowing what they have been doing. Grim

The Mobile User
Yep, there's always one isn't there? Do you really think we want to listen to you talking shit to someone while taking one?

kayjay 31-05-2016 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13024738)
The Dirty Handshake
Ever found yourself in that uncomfortable position when washing your hands, somebody who has just been using the facilities spots you, comes over offering a handshake. Leaving you the choice of ignoring it or having to shake their hand knowing what they have been doing. Grim

At this point I flick the drops off my fingers into their faces while uttering
"Don't you hate it when you piss on your hands".

elgin eagle 31-05-2016 11:09 AM

Heb 7:24 russian smear.

Chris K 31-05-2016 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13023708)
Refuse to use dominos anymore. Total rip off and shit pizzas

I got 3 pizzas, a chicken grill (flame grilled chicken, pitta, salad, slaw and fries) and some extra fries for the same as 2 pizzas from dominos

Wankers

Likewise, the small independents near me are far better quality and value. However, itíll be an important lesson for the kids to learn if they donít reach compromises or continue to arse about

Scrumpy 31-05-2016 03:17 PM

Victoria station on a friday. W*nkers and pull along bags everywhere

elgin eagle 31-05-2016 04:54 PM

Answering the house phone, only for the inevitable pause followed by 'Mr Thompson (not me), I hear you were recently involved in an accident that wasn't your fault'. Feck off.


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