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Wolfnipplechips 01-06-2016 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13026405)
So I'm watching some rugby league and apparently they've introduced a clock to reduce the time the players spend dicking around at scrums. This is okay with me. What really annoys me is that they are calling it a 'shot clock'. They're not ******* shooting anything, it's a ******* scrum. I don't need any shit Americanisms while I'm watching Australian sport for ****s sake.

Not reading.

crystaljim 01-06-2016 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13026405)
So I'm watching some rugby league and apparently they've introduced a clock to reduce the time the players spend dicking around at scrums. This is okay with me. What really annoys me is that they are calling it a 'shot clock'. They're not ******* shooting anything, it's a ******* scrum. I don't need any shit Americanisms while I'm watching Australian sport for ****s sake.

Serves you right for watching league!

Owngoal 01-06-2016 06:20 PM

Having to read we are being linked with every Newcastle player - Krull again

pots1970 01-06-2016 06:42 PM

Queueing in Halifax bank, at least 10 in the queue with only 1 window manned, bloke walks down the line asking if anyone is just paying in a cheque, no one responds and he dissapears into a room. "man a window you stupid twat"!

Worksop Palace 01-06-2016 07:27 PM

Getting home to an empty house at 5pm to find 9, yes 9 lights on. 9 feckin lights. Went ape shit.

Yoda 01-06-2016 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by pots1970 (Post 13027042)
Queueing in Halifax bank, at least 10 in the queue with only 1 window manned, bloke walks down the line asking if anyone is just paying in a cheque, no one responds and he dissapears into a room. "man a window you stupid twat"!

If anyone had said yes, he was probably just going to point them towards the cheque deposit box, and then walk off anyway.

Jim Cannon 01-06-2016 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13027095)
Getting home to an empty house at 5pm to find 9, yes 9 lights on. 9 feckin lights. Went ape shit.

Ape shit to yourself?:D

hatter8142 01-06-2016 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13027095)
Getting home to an empty house at 5pm to find 9, yes 9 lights on. 9 feckin lights. Went ape shit.

Yep and in my house 4 TVs on as well!😉

in-exile 01-06-2016 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13027095)
Getting home to an empty house at 5pm to find 9, yes 9 lights on. 9 feckin lights. Went ape shit.

Northern lights.

Wolfnipplechips 01-06-2016 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13027106)
Ape shit to yourself?:D

And the ******* heating is on in my house.

It's ******* June. Bastard family.

PALACEWU 01-06-2016 08:18 PM

They don't deserve you.

Wolfnipplechips 01-06-2016 08:19 PM

I love them really.

Worksop Palace 01-06-2016 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13027106)
Ape shit to yourself?:D

:rolleyes:

Yeah was a bit embarrassing actually :D

And the heating was on. It is fecking cold though to be fair

Stavros 69 01-06-2016 09:22 PM

Cyclists who feel they need to swerve around every manhole cover. Just go over them FFS, it's so dangerous.

elgin eagle 01-06-2016 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13027197)
:rolleyes:

Yeah was a bit embarrassing actually :D

And the heating was on. It is fecking cold though to be fair

Its grim up north.

did you take the jeans back?

Worksop Palace 01-06-2016 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13027349)
Its grim up north.

did you take the jeans back?

Nah. Couldn't be arsed mate. Was well hung over and couldn't face the walk into town. 5 pints of moretti, 3 bottles of cobra in the curry house, a very fiery chicken chilli balti and then 6 G&T's. Can't think why I've felt shit all day. Must have been the garlic naan I reckon...

elgin eagle 01-06-2016 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13027354)
Nah. Couldn't be arsed mate. Was well hung over and couldn't face the walk into town. 5 pints of moretti, 3 bottles of cobra in the curry house, a very fiery chicken chilli balti and then 6 G&T's. Can't think why I've felt shit all day. Must have been the garlic naan I reckon...

Must have :supergrin:

I've been to the shrink today following the fatality. Left her in bits. Was like some mothers do 'ave 'em :)

Worksop Palace 01-06-2016 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13027359)
Must have :supergrin:

I've been to the shrink today following the fatality. Left her in bits. Was like some mothers do 'ave 'em :)

:supergrin:

She'll be on the drink tonight then

chrisophiex 01-06-2016 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13027354)
Nah. Couldn't be arsed mate. Was well hung over and couldn't face the walk into town. 5 pints of moretti, 3 bottles of cobra in the curry house, a very fiery chicken chilli balti and then 6 G&T's. Can't think why I've felt shit all day. Must have been the garlic naan I reckon...


You're nearly up to the recommended 14 unit allowance after all that lot ...

elgin eagle 01-06-2016 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13027363)
:supergrin:

She'll be on the drink tonight then

Probably started after i left, cancelled her pm appointments and everything :)

Got bloody hypnotised on the most uncomfortable psychiatrists bed ever, she told me to think of my favourite place, so i thought of selhurst park, then she started saying its a place with no bad memories, a relaxing place, and i'm thinking, hang on a minute. Then she's saying in this funny voice, its a place you go where there are no worries, and i'm lying there thinking, shit, i've thought of the most traumatic place on Earth. Tried changing halfway through to Cyprus, but it was too late, the damage was done :D

Tried getting up off it at the end, me back was in bits. Got to go back for another session next week. Fecked if i'm getting up there again.


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