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Worksop Palace 30-12-2017 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Oldtown Eagle (Post 14018996)
:hi: I entirely agree. I only wear my Benteke pants when I am hoping to score.

You must wank a lot

Jordan's Jacket 30-12-2017 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 14019229)
Eamonn Holmes OBE, seriously?

Honours list generally. An honour of any sort carries absolutely no cache any more. They are just dished out to minor celebrities willy nilly for doing their jobs. I know a few totally undeserving people with honours and I still can't work out why they gor them

PeterH 30-12-2017 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 14019364)
He came to Malaga after Real.

Not many Malaga shirts to buy in the markets here. Luckily he seems to have disappeared off the radar.

They like to report on anything football wise that has a hint of Chile in it. Although Chile utterly failed to qualify for the WC they will consule themselves that two former Chilean team managers will be at the WC. They will get a touch of glory transference from that.

PeterH 30-12-2017 05:25 PM

Women cant stand their men being idle for long periods.

She has popped off to spend a couple of hours with the grandkid. I use the time to piss about on the BBS. Then I get up and clean the house from top to bottom, she doesnt know that. I check my phone to see 5 missed calls. This means - why dont you leave the house and join me for a walk in 30 degree heat.

I ask her what she wants, and she puts the phone down pissed off. If you are going to do that, why call five times.

She will call me pesado, and then thank me grudgingly for cleaning the house.

She has trouble relaxing herself.

Sometimes I hark for my single days. I am already missing work.

Neckinger Eagle 30-12-2017 07:50 PM

People commentating on my eating: ‘oh he must have been hungry, oh don’t you like it, oh he’s certainly cleaned his plate ‘

People who make a noise when yawning.

Neckinger Eagle 30-12-2017 07:56 PM

While we’re at it, ‘Zander’ Armstrong (which in itself is annoying) saying ‘it’s a goodnight from Richard and a goodnight from me, goodnight

BERT'S HEAD 30-12-2017 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Neckinger Eagle (Post 14020511)
While we’re at it, ‘Zander’ Armstrong (which in itself is annoying) saying ‘it’s a goodnight from Richard and a goodnight from me, goodnight

While we're at it - why does said Armstrong when the contestants fail in the final always inform them that, no they did not find a pointless answer so they don't win the dosh ?

BERT'S HEAD 30-12-2017 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Neckinger Eagle (Post 14020511)
While we’re at it, ‘Zander’ Armstrong (which in itself is annoying) saying ‘it’s a goodnight from Richard and a goodnight from me, goodnight

While we're at it - why does said Armstrong when the contestants fail in the final always inform them that, no they did not find a pointless answer so they don't win the dosh ?

BERT'S HEAD 30-12-2017 08:02 PM

BH you have double-posted....you don't win the dosh.

cpfcfan1 30-12-2017 08:58 PM

That stupid nationwide advert

**** off

Blind_Eagle 30-12-2017 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14020113)
She will call me pesado

Damn you autocorrect. :)

danpalace07 31-12-2017 04:48 AM

Early games. Nearly always a bit shit.

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Originally Posted by Neckinger Eagle (Post 14020501)
People commentating on my eating: ‘oh he must have been hungry, oh don’t you like it, oh he’s certainly cleaned his plate ‘

People who make a noise when yawning.

This can get to ****, always thought it was very impolite. Yes I eat a lot, spare me the song and dance

PeterH 31-12-2017 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Neckinger Eagle (Post 14020501)
People commentating on my eating: ‘oh he must have been hungry, oh don’t you like it, oh he’s certainly cleaned his plate ‘

Are you 5? Or a dog?

the digger 31-12-2017 05:08 AM

2017. Thank a non-specific deity that it's nearly done.

PeterH 31-12-2017 05:25 AM

Terrible and great for me in equal parts. First six months very stressful, second cruising.

the digger 31-12-2017 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14020994)
Terrible and great for me in equal parts. First six months very stressful, second cruising.

A reminder of all my faults. I've had fun but find myself starting again, again, worse off according to any scale you would use to measure.

Adlerhorst 31-12-2017 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by KYLIE MINEAGLE (Post 14019341)
I know his old man. Is there a thread I should mention this.:supergrin:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...Stan_Smith.png

little al 31-12-2017 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 14020113)
Women cant stand their men being idle for long periods.

She has popped off to spend a couple of hours with the grandkid. I use the time to piss about on the BBS. Then I get up and clean the house from top to bottom, she doesnt know that. I check my phone to see 5 missed calls. This means - why dont you leave the house and join me for a walk in 30 degree heat.

I ask her what she wants, and she puts the phone down pissed off. If you are going to do that, why call five times.

She will call me pesado, and then thank me grudgingly for cleaning the house.

She has trouble relaxing herself.

Sometimes I hark for my single days. I am already missing work.

Return her and buy a new one.

PeterH 31-12-2017 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 14021025)
Return her and buy a new one.

We give a mate of mine stick for his trade ins.

Too old and out of funds to invest in a new one. And I get a lot of mileage on a tank of fuel on this one.

Jim Cannon 31-12-2017 08:23 PM

Bad penalty decisions


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