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cupid stunt 14-11-2014 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12071254)
Or having to go through the whole "how are you" "fine" "yourself?" "oh plodding along" SHIT before every bloody business phone call to a customer. I don't give a SHIT how you are, you don't give a shit how I am, just get on with it ffs.

Next time just roll straight into it. Hi is that ...... great, this is ....... lets discuss.......

Lombardo 888 14-11-2014 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Oddjob (Post 12071042)
Christmas adverts

OK a few years back John Lewis did a decent one but rather than just enjoy that and move it on we are now in a point where it's an annual ******* event like the release of a new Star Wars film.

Oh look Halfords did an advert where 2 reindeer kissed in front of some windscreen wash to the tune of Lady In Red, give it an oscar.

Its a bit of a worry because I agree with close to 100% of posts on this thread.

I also agree with Oddjob except for the bit about John Lewis doing a decent one a few years back. It was monumental pap. I wrote to JL's marketing department and told them that I wasn't going back in JL until that ad was off the screens.

I hate these attempts at touchy-feely tug-at-the-heartstrings ads that patronise everyone by assuming that showing such puke, we will change our opinion as to the retailer in question and rush in and buy stuff there instead of elsewhere. Which is their objective of course.

cupid stunt 14-11-2014 02:00 PM

Shitty food on adverts like icelands peter andre one for example. Yes it's cheap and I bet it tastes like shit too. And no Peter doesn't buy frozen pizzas for £1.79 in Iceland you fcuking liars.

Crofty 14-11-2014 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by cupid stunt (Post 12071569)
Shitty food on adverts like icelands peter andre one for example. Yes it's cheap and I bet it tastes like shit too. And no Peter doesn't buy frozen pizzas for £1.79 in Iceland you fcuking liars.

he eats frozen minge………...

Crofty 14-11-2014 02:22 PM

…the new Polyfilla topping ones

Lemming 14-11-2014 02:26 PM

People who queue for a long time at the bar/fast food counter and only think about what they want once their order is ready to be taken.

cupid stunt 14-11-2014 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Crofty (Post 12071604)
…the new Polyfilla topping ones

He likes a bit of minge meat no doubt. But I reckon he's more of a Mr Kipling man

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/5.../MingePies.jpg

cupid stunt 14-11-2014 02:33 PM

Deal or no deal, Noel, and it's contestants.

Noel makes it sound like it's a skilled game, talking tactics with how to play the game. Just open the ****** boxes noel you ****.

The samey shit advice from fellow contestants. "just think what you could do with the money", Yawn you're boring and so is your generic advice.

Chris K 14-11-2014 02:34 PM

Making recommendations on how data should be recorded, people thinking they know better then 6 months later when it goes tits up you being the one that looks the fool in front of the client and then having to clear the shit up. That's one for today's list

Harry Bassett 14-11-2014 02:35 PM

telephone calls---press 1 for this press 2 for that or press 3 for don't even go there!

Employ a human being for fs-- and stop wasting my time.

Wolfnipplechips 14-11-2014 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by cupid stunt (Post 12071617)
Deal or no deal, Noel, and it's contestants.

Noel makes it sound like it's a skilled game, talking tactics with how to play the game. Just open the ****** boxes noel you ****.

The samey shit advice from fellow contestants. "just think what you could do with the money", Yawn you're boring and so is your generic advice.

Oh yes. Completely!
"I don't think we've ever had a situation like this before on deal..... Just amazing, etc"
open the c***ing box. Twat.

And the people who listen to the other idiots advice, and people who cry when they lose, and the people who have comedy beards, and the fat bloated ******* who .......etc.

deal or no deal. No f****** deal.

justjuice 14-11-2014 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 12071653)
Oh yes. Completely!
"I don't think we've ever had a situation like this before on deal..... Just amazing, etc"
open the c***ing box. Twat.

And the people who listen to the other idiots advice, and people who cry when they lose, and the people who have comedy beards, and the fat bloated ******* who .......etc.

deal or no deal. No f****** deal.

Or when the contestant deals and they then they carry on to see if it was the correct choice. Unless the contestant pre selected the boxes in advance, this section is completely irrelevant. I don't know how this s*** is still on.

smileysmith 14-11-2014 03:32 PM

People who watch a shit tv programme through choice and then complain about it.

Selhurst Celtic 14-11-2014 05:21 PM

:D

cupid stunt 14-11-2014 06:41 PM

You need to watch it to figure out if you can whine about it

Malarkey 14-11-2014 07:20 PM

"Bolaise", "McCarthur", "Hangerland", etc

justjuice 14-11-2014 07:27 PM

Middle class liberals in Brighton

cappuccinoeagle 14-11-2014 08:43 PM

Terry Wogan

strawberry mivi 14-11-2014 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 12072067)
Terry Wogan

and Brucie for a double-whammy

Skiddo 15-11-2014 02:57 AM

People that go drinking, socialising etc in the centre of London and call it 'Central'.

"Had a few drinks last night in Central. Got a bit carried away, didn't I Rupert?"

Similarly, people that insist on saying Thornton Heath is in Surrey and Beckenham is in Kent. If it's in a London Borough, it's in London.


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