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cupid stunt 20-11-2014 08:08 PM

Not being able to have a dump in peace due to chronic masterbaters going at it in neighbouring cubicles.

cupid stunt 20-11-2014 08:12 PM

And vice versa

Skiddo 21-11-2014 12:08 AM

Things that annoy you
 
Women who post 'moments' on Tinder.

Look, we are men. We swipe right because it saves time. We don't play the game properly and judge. It's all swipe right till carpel tunnel syndrome. And take the nose ring out. You are not Be-bop or Rocksteady.

danpalace07 21-11-2014 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12079357)
Women who post 'moments' on Tinder.

Look, we are men. We swipe right because it saves time. We don't play the game properly and judge. It's all swipe right till carpel tunnel syndrome. And take the nose ring out. You are not Be-bop or Rocksteady.

another internet dating (or profile pic) related thing: SIF's. You aren't fooling anyone.

Also lardarses who describe themselves as 'curvy' or 'voluptuous'

PeterH 21-11-2014 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12079402)
another internet dating (or profile pic) related thing: SIF's. You aren't fooling anyone.

Also lardarses who describe themselves as 'curvy' or 'voluptuous'

Stop describing yourself as such then. :p

danpalace07 21-11-2014 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 12079404)
Stop describing yourself as such then. :p

I'm just big boned... :o




21 BMI in all seriousness

PeterH 21-11-2014 04:34 AM

Don't worry mate, I'm into 'curvy'.

Timbo 21-11-2014 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by cupid stunt (Post 12079136)
And vice versa

You mean "chronic dumpers"?

Marki 21-11-2014 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barbara4003 (Post 12079029)
People who leave an imaginary car space between them and the car in front in a traffic queue.

Why? Why do that?

And why does it annoy me so much? I have no idea. It just does.

When you have looked in your mirror and seen the bloke behind doing somersaults trying to stop only to realise he can't make it and has to fly down the outside grassy bit, then you leave yourself an out ball.

davech 21-11-2014 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by chatham_eagle (Post 12078967)
Foldy-bike ****wits
Umbrella arseholes
Big bag bastards
I don't have to queue qunts
Anyone who gets on my train at Catford Bridge

.. and tw@ts who insist on wearing their rucksacks on their backs on crowded buses and trains.

RDSdaEAGLE 21-11-2014 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by davech (Post 12079839)
.. and tw@ts who insist on wearing their rucksacks on their backs on crowded buses and trains.

Book readers who insist on doing it on a packed train.
Newspaper readers who insist on holding the paper open double paged on a packed train.

Packed train people, in general.

CPFC_DAVE77 21-11-2014 01:38 PM

People who don't look where they are going.

CPFC_DAVE77 21-11-2014 01:38 PM

Tyrannous liberalism

cupid stunt 21-11-2014 03:31 PM

The poor quality face paint in my local balloon shop meaning i have to smother its in vaseline on match days now. It's not so much the sheen it gives off or the moistness it's more the money aspect. The price we pay for looking good though.

Nork1 21-11-2014 05:36 PM

Songs that rhyme baby and crazy. Stop it.

danpalace07 21-11-2014 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cupid stunt (Post 12080009)
The poor quality face paint in my local balloon shop meaning i have to smother its in vaseline on match days now. It's not so much the sheen it gives off or the moistness it's more the money aspect. The price we pay for looking good though.

Can't find a decent red and blue wig and foamy hand anywhere these days either. Broken Britain.

davech 21-11-2014 06:33 PM

TV ads for online bingo

glenn.f 21-11-2014 06:46 PM

Back on my running theme on idiot step kids.....when the so called adult one (20 years old) cannot be arsed to raise himself out of bed to take the ten year old to school, while his mother is at the hospital. To then follow it up with the most feeble excuse ever as to why he couldn't make it to work, when it was apparent all week that he would need to sort alternative travel arrangements.......absolutely ******* useless :veryangry :veryangry

CPFC since 1989 21-11-2014 06:47 PM

Ched Evans sex case

Jim Cannon 21-11-2014 07:20 PM

Prob been mentioned already but needs saying again anyway:
People on packed trains who put bag on seat and get arsey when you ask them to move it - did you get a ticket for the bag mate? No you fecking didn't and there is nowhere else to sit you selfish wan*er
People who talk loudly on their phones on trains with their inane drivel - keep yr fecking voice down I don't want to listen but can't fecking help it because you are so LOUD. Better still why not make the call somewhere else.


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