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PeterH 08-06-2023 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by RazorsEdge (Post 16950187)
You are not the pope are you old boy?

He comes under the Pope's 'protection' which offers some avoidance of pesky prosecutions.

big bad John 08-06-2023 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 16949994)
I will foreworn one for you all.

The missus is away for a few days, so a simple PeterH may appear on this thread.

This honorable warning will ensue a mass evacuation from various threads around the Boards as political thread refugees and fearful General Chit chatters will make their way discreetly to Memory Lane. Hopefully here they will be safe from the wrath of a love sick Pete who as we have all learned can be a bit of a lad on here when La jeffe is away.

Purepalace 08-06-2023 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Trolley (Post 16950315)
My dear Sidney
Very kind Sir and I thank you from the bottom of my heart.My good self is a "Technical desert", details are beyond my knowledge so will have to rely on son-in-law when he returns from his vacation.He was the laddie who connected me with the "Good ship BBS" all those years ago.All gobbledegook to me.
Regards
Trolley:p

You forgot to thank me for my advice yesterday. I wonder why?

PeterH 08-06-2023 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by big bad John (Post 16950522)
This honorable warning will ensue a mass evacuation from various threads around the Boards as political thread refugees and fearful General Chit chatters will make their way discreetly to Memory Lane. Hopefully here they will be safe from the wrath of a love sick Pete who as we have all learned can be a bit of a lad on here when La jeffe is away.

The transfer speculation forum is a pretty safe haven.

PeterH 08-06-2023 05:04 PM

Anyway, I have toothache that needs to be sorted. Some posters are going to feel my pain.

Trolley 08-06-2023 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Purepalace (Post 16950547)
You forgot to thank me for my advice yesterday. I wonder why?

My dear Purepalace.

Oh my gosh, really ? Struth.Ruddy remiss of me, my good self is sorry and I ask for your forgiveness.
Regards
Trolley:(

Pidster 08-06-2023 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Trolley (Post 16950666)
My dear Purepalace.

Oh my gosh, really ? Struth.Ruddy remiss of me, my good self is sorry and I ask for your forgiveness.
Regards
Trolley:(

Trolls, don’t anger your arthritis by editing your posts. We’ll understand.

Reps AJ 08-06-2023 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Pidster (Post 16950700)
Trolls, don’t anger your arthritis by editing your posts. We’ll understand.

Or even better, save your fictional arthritis by getting your author to stop writing them in the first place

Trolley 08-06-2023 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Reps AJ (Post 16950707)
Or even better, save your fictional arthritis by getting your author to stop writing them in the first place

Dearest Reps AJ
I utter without fear or favour that my good self sadly suffers from "Arthritis" and has been afflicted with it for years.No cure, medication helps.I hope you don't ever suffer from it.Believe me TROLLEY SUFFERS FROM ARTHRITIS.
Regards
Trolley

PS. I really cannot keep typing this evening.:wallbash::wallbash:

Le Trapper 08-06-2023 08:13 PM

Trolley or whoever you are.
There is such a thing as suffer in silence !
I too suffer as do many other contributors.

ozzieEagle 09-06-2023 02:44 AM

Because we had our youngest two kids later in life, with our youngest being born when my wife was 41 it's meant that we've been child-rearing for most of our married lives. Anyway finally, like finally, my youngest moved out about a week at age 24.

Meantime my second youngest has been living with us whilst her and her partner have a house built, so we've got them here for the next year at least. They've gone away for a holiday, we are alone in our place at last. Which means we can wear, say, and do what we like without any feedback, positive or negative from our offspring, a very rare thing for us....As we've been child rearing since 1983.

Anyway, we were supposedly going to a local gig tonight, got tickets the lot. This morning my missus gets an emergency call from my 2nd oldest daughter re having to child care our only grandchild... So one of the few nights we can spend together on our lonesome is thwarted again.

Not only that, the 2nd oldest daughter is coming to our place, with our Grandson on Sunday for two days.... So much for the first few days of being together on our own in decades. My youngest daughter comes back on Wednesday. We got one night alone in our own home for the first time in about 40 years!!

F me dead.

We have to leave our place to get time to ourselves... Gotta say it absolutely pisses me off. Especially as I have a hankering to walk about my place without clothes... just from the bathroom to the bedroom for xsakes!!


This is who we were supposed to see. Well I'll be going now with my friends, minus the missus. Brunswick Ballroom tonight.


Purepalace 09-06-2023 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ozzieEagle (Post 16950887)
Because we had our youngest two kids later in life, with our youngest being born when my wife was 41 it's meant that we've been child-rearing for most of our married lives. Anyway finally, like finally, my youngest moved out about a week at age 24.

Meantime my second youngest has been living with us whilst her and her partner have a house built, so we've got them here for the next year at least. They've gone away for a holiday, we are alone in our place at last. Which means we can wear, say, and do what we like without any feedback, positive or negative from our offspring, a very rare thing for us....As we've been child rearing since 1983.

Anyway, we were supposedly going to a local gig tonight, got tickets the lot. This morning my missus gets an emergency call from my 2nd oldest daughter re having to child care our only grandchild... So one of the few nights we can spend together on our lonesome is thwarted again.

Not only that, the 2nd oldest daughter is coming to our place, with our Grandson on Sunday for two days.... So much for the first few days of being together on our own in decades. My youngest daughter comes back on Wednesday. We got one night alone in our own home for the first time in about 40 years!!

F me dead.

We have to leave our place to get time to ourselves... Gotta say it absolutely pisses me off. Especially as I have a hankering to walk about my place without clothes... just from the bathroom to the bedroom for xsakes!!


This is who we were supposed to see. Well I'll be going now with my friends, minus the missus. Brunswick Ballroom tonight.


My cousin in London announced that his wife was pregnant. Immediately her parents put the house up for sale and soon after moved to Devon. Coincidence?

strawberry mivi 09-06-2023 02:09 PM

If Trolley is really plagued by arthritis why mention it in every post?
Surely the pain of typing it over and over isn't worth the message - unless its all fake :eek:

PeterH 09-06-2023 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Purepalace (Post 16951009)
My cousin in London announced that his wife was pregnant. Immediately her parents put the house up for sale and soon after moved to Devon. Coincidence?

We moved to the coast several years back. Just now my wife spends 30% of her time helping my daughter out in Santiago with the grandkids. And that doesn't include the time they spend here.

PeterH 09-06-2023 02:30 PM

The BBC football article writers again.

Man City are going for the treble tomorrow. I know, why don't we have an article talking about when Ferguson's kids won the treble.

cantspell 09-06-2023 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 16951259)
The BBC football article writers again.

Man City are going for the treble tomorrow. I know, why don't we have an article talking about when Ferguson's kids won the treble.

At one point they recruited someone from Man Utd Publicity Team to write their articles, so no surprise really. It's also all about the clicks for them too these days.

PeterH 09-06-2023 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by cantspell (Post 16951268)
At one point they recruited someone from Man Utd Publicity Team to write their articles, so no surprise really. It's also all about the clicks for them too these days.

Indeed. They have shoed in an article about Liverpool's latest signing, too. Just for balance.

cantspell 09-06-2023 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by PeterH (Post 16951285)
Indeed. They have shoed in an article about Liverpool's latest signing, too. Just for balance.

Can you imagine - they must have thought - great treble, we can get Man Utd stuff in there and even better the final is in Istanbul, we can get the Liverpool comeback final in there too.

Orgasmic stuff for them!

ozzieEagle 09-06-2023 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Purepalace (Post 16951009)
My cousin in London announced that his wife was pregnant. Immediately her parents put the house up for sale and soon after moved to Devon. Coincidence?


I've met full time campervan traveller women here, that have openly admitted they did that to get away from grandparent duty, or they would be doing it full time they reckoned. How common that is I dont know, but it's definitely a thing.

PeterH 09-06-2023 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ozzieEagle (Post 16951294)
I've met full time campervan traveller women here, that have openly admitted they did that to get away from grandparent duty, or they would be doing it full time they reckoned. How common that is I dont know, but it's definitely a thing.

I have certainly read stories of UK and US women absolutely refusing to be used as 'carer' grandmothers. To the indignation of the parents - the story usually goes along the lines of 'but we both work, how could you be so selfish'.

Somehow, I think a certain couple of got their perspective all wrong there.

In other similar cases, the couples have that arrangement but begrudge paying for it.


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