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Terrace Bickle 18-02-2016 04:17 PM

Women with eye brows that look like they've been stenciled with a marker pen. Who is convincing them that it looks attractive? They just look angry all the time!

Chocky 18-02-2016 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Brody (Post 12826050)
When popping out for a takeaway, you ask your family 'Do you want anything', as in a portion of chips etc . 'No thanks' is the reply.

You return with your large cod and chips and the first thing that happens is your chips are stolen before your eyes. What part of 'I asked if you wanted anything and you said no' do they not understand!!!!

You then use your fork for its real use, that of stabbing grabbing hands.

In that scenario I always buy an extra portion because I know the f*cking c*nts will suddenly get hungry and want to dive into my Indian/Chinese/Fish&Chips.

Then I use the fork to stab if the greedy poncing f*ckers don't pay for what they ate. At least that way I get to eat all my grub with the possible addition of stabbing some scavenger wankers.

Chief Brody 18-02-2016 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12826065)
In that scenario I always buy an extra portion because I know the f*cking c*nts will suddenly get hungry and want to dive into my Indian/Chinese/Fish&Chips.

Then I use the fork to stab if the greedy poncing f*ckers don't pay for what they ate.

Amen brother.

Chocky 18-02-2016 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 12826055)
Women with eye brows that look like they've been stenciled with a marker pen. Who is convincing them that it looks attractive? They just look angry all the time!

Young women who pump shit into their lips and other parts of their already decent faces thinking the result will make them look like pouting sex queens. When in fact they they look like ugly acid victim plastic blow up dolls you could pop with a pin.

Blind_Eagle 18-02-2016 04:51 PM

Two birds with one stone!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...62f5ba74f6.jpg

Nork1 18-02-2016 04:53 PM

******* hell she looks like a startled sink plunger.

biggus mickus 18-02-2016 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 12826081)

WTF is that? Fvk my hard hat, thats a monster. I feel quite ill. No wonder PK went all up hill gardener.

RDSdaEAGLE 18-02-2016 05:10 PM

Half-term Underground-dawdling idiots who stop at the bottom of escalators during the evening rush hour. Get the f*ck out of the way.

Salad_Burnet 18-02-2016 05:12 PM

I'm beginning to get irritated by English celebrities calling 'Los Angeles' 'LA'. I think maybe it's the familiarity of the term that annoys me, like they've achieved something over there and have earned the right to abbreviate it, when actually they've achieved sod all. I suppose I find it presumptuous.

RDSdaEAGLE 18-02-2016 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 12826098)
I'm beginning to get irritated by English celebrities calling 'Los Angeles' 'LA'. I think maybe it's the familiarity of the term that annoys me, like they've achieved something over there and have earned the right to abbreviate it, when actually they've achieved sod all. I suppose I find it presumptuous.

Having lived there, I would argue that it's what people from Los Angeles actually call it :)

Terrace Bickle 18-02-2016 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12826073)
Young women who pump shit into their lips and other parts of their already decent faces thinking the result will make them look like pouting sex queens. When in fact they they look like ugly acid victim plastic blow up dolls you could pop with a pin.

There is an otherwise very attractive women who get's my train in the morning who has done exactly this. She now resembles a duck. WTF was she thinking!

Chocky 18-02-2016 05:26 PM

I've always heard it called LA. But calling the airport LAX is a different level of pretentiousness.

RDSdaEAGLE 18-02-2016 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12826121)
I've always heard it called LA. But calling the airport LAX is a different level of pretentiousness.

I call it LAX as that's what they actually call it :D

http://www.lawa.org/welcomeLAX.aspx

danpalace07 18-02-2016 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12825586)
"Nom nom nom!"

nonce behaviour, that

Terrace Bickle 18-02-2016 05:59 PM

People who loudly revel in their stupidity. I can't believe I had a conversation with a woman in her mid-twenties who didn't know how raspberries grow. She then found a 'worm' (a tiny grub) on one and felt the need to loudly ring her mother to ask if she should eat the rest. Unfortunately she decided to bin the whole punnet and treated us all to another 10 minutes of topics such as 'how do you vote? I know nothing about politics and who is the prime minister?

Salad_Burnet 18-02-2016 06:02 PM

Isn't that just girlish frivolity? She might've been flirting with you and you missed all the signs.

Terrace Bickle 18-02-2016 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 12826187)
Isn't that just girlish frivolity? She might've been flirting with you and you missed all the signs.

I admire your optimism, in my attractiveness to younger women! :-)

Yoda 18-02-2016 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 12826081)

I reckon there's more than a hint of a moustache?

Wolfnipplechips 18-02-2016 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12826029)


Apparently ;)

13 minutes. **** that. Get a gun.

GorBlimey 18-02-2016 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RDSdaEAGLE (Post 12826163)
I call it LAX as that's what they actually call it :D

http://www.lawa.org/welcomeLAX.aspx


That's the airport - if you go around calling LA "LAX" you'll get some very strange looks.


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