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Stellavista 24-02-2016 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12836987)
The road to the station car park is like a russian motorway, bloody holes everywhere. I reckon the council are getting kickbacks from the tyre repair places to do nothing about them.

Adding to their kickback from KwikFit for speed hump exhaust pipe damage.

Enfield eagle 24-02-2016 11:41 PM

Adele.
Poor man's Winehouse and the next divaish Essex bird to be exposed Gemma Collins style.

Blind_Eagle 25-02-2016 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Enfield eagle (Post 12837117)
Adele.
Poor man's Winehouse and the next divaish Essex bird to be exposed Gemma Collins style.

Essex?

little al 25-02-2016 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Enfield eagle (Post 12837117)
Adele.
Poor man's Winehouse and the next divaish Essex bird to be exposed Gemma Collins style.

She's from Tottenham, a stones throw from Enfield.

Chocky 25-02-2016 02:28 PM

She's from West Norwood! (Raised)

ForzaPalace 25-02-2016 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by nickgusset (Post 12836569)
Getting to division 2 in Fifa 16, then somehow losing enough games on the trot to get relegated 5 divisions, with the same team.
The game is rigged - is Blatter a coder for EA?

How true this is. I've started an offline career with myself up front. Much more rewarding and less stressful.

little al 25-02-2016 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12837838)
She's from West Norwood! (Raised)

She said Tottenham the other night, can't stand her so never Googled it.

Edit. I did

Early life
Adele Laurie Blue Adkins was born on 5 May 1988 in Tottenham, London, the daughter of an English mother, Penny Adkins, and a Welsh father, Mark Evans.[20] Evans left when Adele was two, leaving her mother to raise her.[21][22] She began singing at age four and asserts that she became obsessed with voices.[23][24] Growing up, Adele spent most of her time singing rather than reading; the last book she read was Roald Dahl's Matilda when she was six years old.[25] In 1997, at the age of nine, Adele and her mother, who by then had found work as a furniture maker and an adult-learning activities organiser, relocated to Brighton on the south coast of England.[26]

In 1999, two years later, she and her mother moved back to London; first to Brixton, and then to neighbouring district West Norwood, in south London.[27] West Norwood is the subject for Adele's first record, "Hometown Glory", which she wrote and composed in 2004, when she was 16.[28] Adele graduated from the BRIT School for Performing Arts & Technology in Croydon in May 2006,[29] where she was a classmate of Leona Lewis and Jessie J.[5][30] Adele credits the school with nurturing her talent[31] even though, at the time, she was more interested in going into A&R and hoped to launch other people's careers.[5]

little al 25-02-2016 02:57 PM

She's still a fat miserable ****.

Chocky 25-02-2016 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 12837883)
She's still a fat miserable ****.

Boring SHIT.

little al 25-02-2016 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12837888)
Boring SHIT.

So is she.

palace ray 25-02-2016 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Hedgehog (Post 12836865)
people who want to talk to you about work during your lunch break, especially while you are eating your lunch.

This is so annoying :veryangry

Chocky 25-02-2016 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by little al (Post 12837889)
So is she.

That's what I meant Little Alan. Can't stand her miserable bollocks.

little al 25-02-2016 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12837901)
That's what I meant Little Alan. Can't stand her miserable bollocks.

Whoosh you dopey bastard.

KentExpress 25-02-2016 03:45 PM

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David Buik.

Appointed mouthpiece of the City of London.

Terrace Bickle 25-02-2016 05:56 PM

That's soooo random!

No it's not, at best it a coincidence you ****.

Terrace Bickle 25-02-2016 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mat ov CPFC (Post 12836925)
My daughters school insists on using pop songs and cheesy feel good videos at any and every function I have attend there. Just stop it.

You shouldn't have sent her to William McKinley High.

Mind you in the 70's it was all Grease, Abba and Fame....

Adlerhorst 25-02-2016 07:09 PM

Today I annoy me. Got to the car, no keys. Left them in the office, and my wife's out tonight. Might make it home by 9.30 if I am lucky

Duffle Coat 25-02-2016 07:48 PM

Anachronisms in writing. I'm reading A Brief History of Seven Killings, set in Jamaica 1976. At one point the author gives the expression, 'So last year' to one of the characters. I am pretty sure that is a 21st century expression or at the very least, late 1990s. At another juncture, he has one character use the term 'chillax' which I did check up on. Chillax is most certainly not 1976. Hard to take the rest of the writing seriously (it is a good book for all that) with that.

3 Beers at HT 25-02-2016 08:13 PM

The lollipop lady at the bottom of Borstal Hill in Whitstable.

Do you know where she helps to usher the kid's across the road? On a Pelican f*cking crossing :confused:

What is the point in that? She just presses the button and when the red lights come up, she walks out all purposeful and stands there waving the kid's across.

The f*cking kid's could press the button and probably get the hump because they can't any more :grrr:

rbarmy 25-02-2016 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by 3 Beers at HT (Post 12838298)
The lollipop lady at the bottom of Borstal Hill in Whitstable.

Do you know where she helps to usher the kid's across the road? On a Pelican f*cking crossing :confused:

What is the point in that? She just presses the button and when the red lights come up, she walks out all purposeful and stands there waving the kid's across.

The f*cking kid's could press the button and probably get the hump because they can't any more :grrr:

No she quite often carries on after the lights have changed - was late for the dentist last time I went down there in the morning


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