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Neckinger Eagle 05-01-2015 07:36 AM

The media's insistence that AFC Wimbledon have won the FA Cup.

elgin eagle 05-01-2015 07:54 AM

Making a cup of tea in the morning, only to discover there is no milk. Then treading in dog piss. Not the best start to a monday morning ever.

Pat of the Palace 05-01-2015 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12157066)
Making a cup of tea in the morning, only to discover there is no milk. Then treading in dog piss. Not the best start to a monday morning ever.

Sorry, but that image made me smile :)

Maidstoned Eagle 05-01-2015 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12157066)
Making a cup of tea in the morning, only to discover there is no milk. Then treading in dog piss. Not the best start to a monday morning ever.

Why are you making tea in the garden...with no shoes on?

elgin eagle 05-01-2015 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 12157136)
Why are you making tea in the garden...with no shoes on?

:)

Fortunately I was wearing socks. If i'd slipped over on it there would have been one seriously worried untrainable chihuahua hiding somewhere.

Chocky 05-01-2015 09:24 AM

People who go to the pictures and have to F*CKING EAT all the way through. Popcorn chomp chomp chomp chomp sweet wrappers more popcorn crunch crisps crunch chomp. Watch the film and shut the f**k up you selfish bastards, stay at home and watch films online if you want to sit there stuffing your faces.

People who call the cinema the 'picture house' when they're only 40 years old.

Chocky 05-01-2015 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 12156958)
'Super Al' song being sung incorrectly at Dover.

I heard this. They need to be told.

cpfc4evandeva 05-01-2015 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12157187)
People who call the cinema the 'picture house' when they're only 40 years old.

:lux:

I work with a guy who says this and he's a c*nt of the highest order. Lives in Brighton of course.

elgin eagle 05-01-2015 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12157187)

People who call the cinema the 'picture house' when they're only 40 years old.

I bet they call what they are watching, 'filums' as well.

Blind_Eagle 05-01-2015 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12157187)
People who call the cinema the 'picture house' when they're only 40 years old.

Bit harsh on people under 40 who grow up in a town where the 'cinema' is actually called the Picture House, Chocks.

http://i.imgur.com/O6IxoBR.png

danpalace07 05-01-2015 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12157209)
I bet they call what they are watching, 'filums' as well.

Absolute wankers.

Lombardo 888 05-01-2015 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12157187)
People who go to the pictures and have to F*CKING EAT all the way through. Popcorn chomp chomp chomp chomp sweet wrappers more popcorn crunch crisps crunch chomp. Watch the film and shut the f**k up you selfish bastards, stay at home and watch films online if you want to sit there stuffing your faces.

People who call the cinema the 'picture house' when they're only 40 years old.

Exactly. I will not go to the pictures for that reason. Ugh!!!

ps,If I went, it would be the pictures, not the picture house (that's Irish I think).

gamesmeister 05-01-2015 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12157187)
People who go to the pictures and have to F*CKING EAT all the way through. Popcorn chomp chomp chomp chomp sweet wrappers more popcorn crunch crisps crunch chomp. Watch the film and shut the f**k up you selfish bastards, stay at home and watch films online if you want to sit there stuffing your faces.

This, this, and thrice this!

Sat for three hours watching Interstellar with some ****wit three seats down cracking monkey nuts for half the film. Interspersed with sucking a bucket of coke through a straw. What the **** is it with people that they have to eat during a film like they've never seen food before! :veryangry

Exit soap box...

the drexciyan 05-01-2015 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Lombardo 888 (Post 12157594)
Exactly. I will not go to the pictures for that reason. Ugh!!!

ps,If I went, it would be the pictures, not the picture house (that's Irish I think).

Whilst we are on the going to the picture house to watch filums topic one thing that pisses me off a lot as a parent is the gigantic diabetes inducing portions of the soft drinks and pick n mix. You put about 4 sweets in the massive bags and the kids look at you like 'nice try, but give in or its full on tantrum'. Thanks cinema bastards!

maestro 05-01-2015 06:44 PM

The people who dont move their car along in traffic, they just sit there thinking there cool not realising further back people want to get in and out of side roads.

Suffolkeagle 05-01-2015 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Neckinger Eagle (Post 12157054)
The media's insistence that AFC Wimbledon have won the FA Cup.

Well mk haven't won it either...

Stellavista 05-01-2015 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by maestro (Post 12158289)
The people who dont move their car along in traffic, they just sit there thinking there cool not realising further back people want to get in and out of side roads.

This. Every f*cking morning. C*nts.

the drexciyan 05-01-2015 06:55 PM

Don't know if they still are saying it, but the BBCs laboured efforts to get the contrived word 'cupset' into the football vocabulary was a bit crappily annoying in the past. Give it up mate and move on.

Nork1 05-01-2015 07:36 PM

Broadband providers/phone companies that make it impossible to work out what the best deal is, e.g., "ONLY 6 for 4 MONTHS plus FREE Super Hub, FREE install worth 49.95 & EXTRA 50 OFF when you buy online!*" *14.99 a month +Line Rental – 16.99 a month or 169.90 for 12 months in advance.

6 IS NOT THE PRICE, neither is 14.99. LINE RENTAL IS NOT AN OPTIONAL EXTRA. STOP ******* ME ABOUT AND GIVE ME THE TOTAL PRICE OF THE ENTIRE PACKAGE OVER THE WHOLE CONTRACT.

Worksop Palace 05-01-2015 08:57 PM

Getting shit FA Cup draws. Every fecking year


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