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Worksop Palace 01-06-2016 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 13027390)
You're nearly up to the recommended 14 unit allowance after all that lot ...

I think I'm fooked this week :rolleyes:

Blind_Eagle 01-06-2016 10:00 PM

People who come into our shop, buy something, use it for a couple of days and then bring it back demanding a refund as they have decided that "they don't like it".

Worse than them are those who, on being told to feck off, then bang on about knowing their rights and threatening court action. They get told to feck off again but in a louder voice.

But the best of all are those who buy something like a tie for a wedding, wear it in the family photos and then return it for a refund, forgetting that said pictures are plastered all over social media for the world to see.

:D

elgin eagle 01-06-2016 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13027459)
People who come into our shop, buy something, use it for a couple of days and then bring it back demanding a refund as they have decided that "they don't like it".

Worse than them are those who, on being told to feck off, then bang on about knowing their rights and threatening court action. They get told to feck off again but in a louder voice.

But the best of all are those who buy something like a tie for a wedding, wear it in the family photos and then return it for a refund, forgetting that said pictures are plastered all over social media for the world to see.

:D

I'm going to find out where your shop is ;)

Blind_Eagle 01-06-2016 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13027464)
I'm going to find out where your shop is ;)

I'll give you a clue, Bournemouth away. :)

But not if its on Boxing Day again as we are shut.

eagle mart 01-06-2016 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13027459)
People who come into our shop, buy something, use it for a couple of days and then bring it back demanding a refund as they have decided that "they don't like it".



:D

Pint of casters?

elgin eagle 01-06-2016 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13027470)
I'll give you a clue, Bournemouth away. :)

But not if its on Boxing Day again as we are shut.

Not if you break in ;)

Is it Bournemouth? :)

Blind_Eagle 01-06-2016 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by eagle mart (Post 13027479)
Pint of casters?

Ironically if someone bought a pint of maggots and returned them as a pint of clean casters two days later, I'd happily make an exception and refund them fully, reselling them in their next stage of metamorphosis and pocketing the extra quid profit.

Blind_Eagle 01-06-2016 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13027503)
Is it Bournemouth? :)

Close enough, Christchurch is about 3 miles from Dean Court.

elgin eagle 01-06-2016 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13027513)
Close enough, Christchurch is about 3 miles from Dean Court.

Ah OK. Mrs Elgin worked on some farm somewhere there in 1994 picking strawberries.

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 01-06-2016 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13027095)
Getting home to an empty house at 5pm to find 9, yes 9 lights on. 9 feckin lights. Went ape shit.

Good work. I suspect the deft hand of teenagers?

Seems that offspring are carriers of the "Grand Designs Closing Shot" gene. I had never wondered what my house would look like on Channel 4 with Kevin McCloud's voice in the background. Both of my kids just assumed I would, several times.

Blind_Eagle 01-06-2016 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13027518)
Ah OK. Mrs Elgin worked on some farm somewhere there in 1994 picking strawberries.

Tell her that the soft fruit heist case of 1994 is still ongoing down here and the local police are hoping to complete their CCTV training within the next few years to enable a case for the prosecution to be made from the excellent Betamax tape recording in their possession.

She's a wanted woman.

Worksop Palace 01-06-2016 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jerry Murphy's Fringe (Post 13027519)
Good work. I suspect the deft hand of teenagers?

Seems that offspring are carriers of the "Grand Designs Closing Shot" gene. I had never wondered what my house would look like on Channel 4 with Kevin McCloud's voice in the background. Both of my kids just assumed I would, several times.

1 teenager. 1 11 year old and a daft missus.

elgin eagle 01-06-2016 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13027525)
Tell her that the soft fruit heist case of 1994 is still ongoing down here and the local police are hoping to complete their CCTV training within the next few years to enable a case for the prosecution to be made from the excellent Betamax tape recording in their possession.

She's a wanted woman.

:supergrin:

There are christchurch strawberry plants running riot all over Russia as we speak.

Chocky 01-06-2016 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13027459)
People who come into our shop, buy something, use it for a couple of days and then bring it back demanding a refund as they have decided that "they don't like it".

Worse than them are those who, on being told to feck off, then bang on about knowing their rights and threatening court action. They get told to feck off again but in a louder voice.

But the best of all are those who buy something like a tie for a wedding, wear it in the family photos and then return it for a refund, forgetting that said pictures are plastered all over social media for the world to see.

:D

I hope you didn't take your phone back for a refund after you smashed it and yourself through a fence. Ten years ago. Maybe more I think.

Blind_Eagle 01-06-2016 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13027530)
:supergrin:

There are christchurch strawberry plants running riot all over Russia as we speak.

Blimey, it's worse than they thought.

(Was it Sopley Fruit Farm at a guess?)

elgin eagle 01-06-2016 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13027537)
Blimey, it's worse than they thought.

(Was it Sopley Fruit Farm at a guess?)

I've said too much already ;)

She says it was.

Blind_Eagle 01-06-2016 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13027531)
I hope you didn't take your phone back for a refund after you smashed it and yourself through a fence. Ten years ago. Maybe more I think.

I didn't smash my phone, i drunkenly left it in the taxi (the **** even answered it the next day:D) and it was a hedge that I smashed through, not a fence.

I stil remembers Helens face when I woke up penniless, no phone and scratches on my arms and exclaimed I'd either been mugged or had a fekking great night.

Wor Alzheimer's

Chocky 01-06-2016 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13027542)
I didn't smash my phone, i drunkenly left it in the taxi (the **** even answered it the next day:D) and it was a hedge that I smashed through, not a fence.

Wor Alzheimer's

It was indeed a hedge which is a fence in Spain we don't have those wire things. But I absolutely remember being in the taxi with you after with you trying to put your phone back together. It was f*cked but not as much as you were.

[edit] pot calling kettle black every one of us staggering out of that place was c*nted. Wor a long time ago bloody hell still remember most of it.

Blind_Eagle 01-06-2016 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 13027547)
It was indeed a hedge which is a fence in Spain we don't have those wire things. But I absolutely remember being in the taxi with you after with you putting your phone back together. It was f*cked but not as much as you were.

Will check with the wife tomorrow as she was less *****aced than the rest of us.

Why would you have been in a taxi back from the Garden Bar to benalmadina mind?

Chocky 01-06-2016 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13027548)
Will check with the wife tomorrow as she was less *****aced than the rest of us.

Why would you have been in a taxi back from the Garden Bar to benalmadina mind?

Do you know what I don't know either lol. But I was in the back of that cab. Maybe taking me to Steve's Bar in Torrenueva which was one of my locals back then and the next turn off. Oh I can't remember. It was all good anyway lol. Bring that all back and David Murray(a).


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