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Windsor_Eagle 15-01-2015 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 12176725)
Footballers post match interviews.

Same old shit every time.

"We knew we would be in a for a tough game today. Walsall are good side, they like to play football and it's always a hard place to come to. It's a massive win for us. Hopefully we can kick on from here. We've got Leyton Orient at home next week. They'll be up for it and it's up to us to get out onto the training pitch on Monday and prepare. But today it was all about the 3 points and that was the most important thing. The gaffer told us to go out there and show what we can do. As for my contract running out, I'm not thinking about that at the moment, I'm just gonna let my football do the talking. It's a great club here, the fans are amazing. But like I say, the most important thing is we got the 3 points."

Quite right. I hate watching thick as shit footballers, managers, pundits and commentators trot out a load of ******* shit and lace what barely constitutes a coherent sentence with horrific and meaningless clichés. Go **** yourselves or say something interesting / insightful.

the drexciyan 15-01-2015 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mushroom (Post 12065499)
Working class Tories.

I just feel sorry for the deluded wankers.

Now you started me. Tories, especially when they use the word 'aspiration' as a positive term for greed.

the drexciyan 15-01-2015 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by AndyStreet (Post 12178154)
People who edit Wikipedia frivolously.

Indeed, this mysterious race of Wikipedians, who the fukk are these people?

the drexciyan 15-01-2015 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by cupid stunt (Post 12176832)
Breathing in peoples chronic halitosis. Even when you think you are at a safe distance, the fumes manage to find their targets.

I hear your pain. At the infamous Fulham home game last season my already foul mood at half time was worsened by a total ****wit who turned up to take his seat who had the worst breath imaginable. It did not help he was in a bitching mood himself and was gassing all living things around him. I did cover up my face but he did not take the hint until only 5 minutes before the end. Bastard.

Skiddo 15-01-2015 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12177995)
These people are also the people below:

http://i.imgur.com/r663w1x.png

twats


Haha, where's that from?

Basically these people are sheep and cannot form an opinion for themselves. Anything that's popular with the masses, they latch onto. A genuine fear of being different and questioned on it.

"Cheeky Nandos with my besties! x"

**** off.

cpfc4evandeva 15-01-2015 05:32 PM

Whilst the person who wrote it sounds like a bit of a tosser, they're dead right.

Nandos = Average food at above average prices. Some how most 14-23 year olds seem to believe it's a kind of niche fine dining experience :confused:

elgin eagle 15-01-2015 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12178163)
They are easily fished.

Me: "Who do you support?"
South London accent: "United"
Me: "Sutton, hey? Fair play."
South London accent: "Nah mate, Man United."
Me: "F** off you c***."

Excellent. Will try that later. I thought pre-sky everyone knew that 'city' was used in every city from coventry to norwich as a shortened version to describe their side, as we do with 'palace'. Ditto fans of west ham, sutton, newcastle and every other 'united' going. Just another reason to hate $ky, talksport, alan green etc.

Chris K 15-01-2015 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleSE24 (Post 12175921)
I once heard someone at a bar approach the barmaid and casually ask for "a pint of numbers please love". She had no idea what he was talking about, so somewhat sheepishly, he explained he wanted a pint of Kronenburg 1664.

What a complete ****. Who on earth would drink that Cantona funding shit juice?

5 minutes from the last stop of the commuter train home and the people that decide to shuffle down the train to queue for the exit.

Some (not all) people's breath when they're off their face on some sort of chemical

Oddjob 15-01-2015 06:50 PM

Any Facebook trend that involves doing something inane then nominating 3 more people to do it.

Not forgetting the ice bucket challenge, how all those marvellous individuals went out of their way to 'raise awareness' for ALS in a quite astoundingly irritating piece of self promotion.

What a cynical bastard I am, I bet all those ice bucketers are still out their raising awareness and funds for Motor neurone disease, there's no way they would have forgotten it in a second to move on to their next 'look at me' moment.

Chucky 15-01-2015 06:55 PM

People who say "Is it just me that...." about blatantly obvious things.

Of course it's not just you, you ****wit.

little al 15-01-2015 06:58 PM

Ricky Gervais. ****.

Pistol Knight 15-01-2015 07:04 PM

Not being able to hear the questions on the Managers Press conference in our new state of the art media centre, buy a microphone that points towards the press FFS

Nork1 15-01-2015 07:05 PM

Knees
Buses
Italians
LuLu
Pine furniture
Obsessive topiary
Sports Yapper ads
Pretentious use of foreign/Latin phrases in italics

danpalace07 15-01-2015 07:24 PM

Now, I know he has somehow made himself important recently and therefore is getting lots of coverage but do I have to see variations of the below picture every ******* day in the papers/news websites? Close your mouth you Frog lookalike prick

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...e_2921024b.jpg

cupid stunt 15-01-2015 08:25 PM

He has an annoying mouth and jawline, always looks like he's stifling a yawn. I would like to slit his throat just for this reason.

chrisophiex 15-01-2015 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by cupid stunt (Post 12178551)
He has an annoying mouth and jawline, always looks like he's stifling a yawn. I would like to slit his throat just for this reason.

I see it as the precise moment before a sneeze :)

cupid stunt 15-01-2015 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12178559)
I see it as the precise moment before a sneeze :)

That's spot on

CT_Palace 15-01-2015 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 12178309)
Who on earth would drink that Cantona funding shit juice?

Best anti-frog drollery I've seen ages :D

chav_hater 16-01-2015 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by cpfc4evandeva (Post 12178304)
Whilst the person who wrote it sounds like a bit of a tosser, they're dead right.

Nandos = Average food at above average prices. Some how most 14-23 year olds seem to believe it's a kind of niche fine dining experience :confused:

Average prices? For what it is, it's expensive I think.

cpfc4evandeva 16-01-2015 10:00 AM

I put 'above average'.


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