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little al 17-03-2016 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Fatboy (Post 12880703)
1: Look up your item on the Ikea website. look for the page where it tells what area to pick the item up from. NEVER VISIT IKEA ON A WHIM !
2: Why waste 10 minutes trying to park as close to the store as possible. Quicker to park further away and walk into the store.
3: Enter the store via the Exit - closer to where they store the goods.
4: Pay at the self service tills. Nobody wants to use them.

IKEA is not a day-out. Get in - Get out !

IKEA stuff is overpriced shite anyway.

ExiledStirling 17-03-2016 03:49 PM

Checkout folk who seem incapable of starting to scan your shopping until your basket has been emptied.

in-exile 17-03-2016 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ (Post 12880823)
F*ckwits queuing to get a sub from Subway that don't even have the manners to say please and thank you when asked what they would like. I hope they detest olives and get a random one hidden in there that they haven't spotted until they've bitten down on it, ruining the taste of the rest of it. Now that's annoying too!

Anyone eating at a subway is subhuman anyway!

in-exile 17-03-2016 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by kayjay (Post 12880810)
Japanese businessmen pay top dollar for schoolgirl knickers

Can be dangerous as they can stick in your throat when posted out...having lost their moistness..... :moo:

danpalace07 17-03-2016 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 12881829)
Anyone eating at a subway is subhuman anyway!

must not bite...

Jerry Murphy's Fringe 17-03-2016 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fatboy (Post 12880703)
1: Look up your item on the Ikea website. look for the page where it tells what area to pick the item up from. NEVER VISIT IKEA ON A WHIM !
2: Why waste 10 minutes trying to park as close to the store as possible. Quicker to park further away and walk into the store.
3: Enter the store via the Exit - closer to where they store the goods.
4: Pay at the self service tills. Nobody wants to use them.

IKEA is not a day-out. Get in - Get out !

Which all makes perfect sense, to us because we are blokes. And for that reason we also have no voting rights.

cappuccinoeagle 17-03-2016 05:46 PM

My Facebook feed being full of St Patrick Day stuff

danpalace07 17-03-2016 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by cappuccinoeagle (Post 12882008)
My Facebook feed being full of St Patrick Day stuff

plastic paddies are worse than AIDS

Terrace Bickle 17-03-2016 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 12881820)
Checkout folk who seem incapable of starting to scan your shopping until your basket has been emptied.

Surely that's to stop it piling up at the end when there's no one to pack it. I'd rather they do that then whizz it through whilst I rush to catch up.

Salad_Burnet 18-03-2016 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12882038)
plastic paddies are worse than AIDS

If you're posting this sort of thing at 21, I can't imagine what you'll be like at 22, let alone 40!

davech 18-03-2016 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Fatboy (Post 12880703)
1: Look up your item on the Ikea website. look for the page where it tells what area to pick the item up from. NEVER VISIT IKEA ON A WHIM !
2: Why waste 10 minutes trying to park as close to the store as possible. Quicker to park further away and walk into the store.
3: Enter the store via the Exit - closer to where they store the goods.
4: Pay at the self service tills. Nobody wants to use them.

IKEA is not a day-out. Get in - Get out !

IKEA is hell on earth. I was dragged round it once. Never again. Got lost for hours!

"Don't worry - there is shortcut over there, it will get us back to kitchenware; I know where we are then." No it didn't. No she didn't.

I reckon Lord Lucan isn't dead at all - just hiding out in IKEA.

And another thing. For years I thought it was called I-KEA. I now learn it is actually IK-EA. Still can't find anything though, whatever it is called.

IKEA comes under he heading of mental cruelty.

Hedgehog 18-03-2016 01:55 AM

Women - full stop, end of story, close the thread. :veryangry

danpalace07 18-03-2016 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Salad_Burnet (Post 12882405)
If you're posting this sort of thing at 21, I can't imagine what you'll be like at 22, let alone 40!

?

mroakley9 18-03-2016 05:42 AM

People trying to interact with me in the lift. I stand there with my headphones in specifically to avoid small talk with people I have no interest in communicating with, and people still don't seem to get the ******* message.

in-exile 18-03-2016 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12882489)
People trying to interact with me in the lift. I stand there with my headphones in specifically to avoid small talk with people I have no interest in communicating with, and people still don't seem to get the ******* message.

http://stories.avvo.com/crime/murder...l-killers.html

henryhallandhisbasque 18-03-2016 06:23 AM

Supermarket staff at self-scan that think they are the first ones to make the "Now, are you really over 25?" gag when approving my alcohol purchase. Oh God, here we go.. Yes!! Over 25 stones. No!! l'm only 19 really, but I've had a hard life!!! - which usually results in "Oh, you did a really long paper round then? No. I am clearly over 25. I'm 53, with hardly any hair, and look more like 93, get waved into retirement villages, am being stalked by Saga insurance services and have absolutely no sense of humour at this present moment. Now **** off and push the approve button before you go forth and multiply.

mroakley9 18-03-2016 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 12882493)

No. 7 does certainly apply to me, does that mean that one day I'll be a serial killer?

kayjay 18-03-2016 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12882497)
No. 7 does certainly apply to me, does that mean that one day I'll be a serial killer?

I've already alerted the authorities

Nork1 18-03-2016 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by davech (Post 12882446)
IKEA is hell on earth. I was dragged round it once. Never again. Got lost for hours!

"Don't worry - there is shortcut over there, it will get us back to kitchenware; I know where we are then." No it didn't. No she didn't.

I reckon Lord Lucan isn't dead at all - just hiding out in IKEA.

And another thing. For years I thought it was called I-KEA. I now learn it is actually IK-EA. Still can't find anything though, whatever it is called.

IKEA comes under he heading of mental cruelty.

I saw a bloke go into total Basil Fawlty style meltdown in there once. He was like a child in a supermarket. His face was crimson and he was bellowing something along the lines of "YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME. IT WON'T MATCH. THE WALLPAPER IS BLUE. THIS IS GREEN. JUST LOOK. LOOK. IT. WILL. NOT. MATCH. WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME??". Everyone was staring and sniggering at him but his wife, who'd seen it all before just quietly said to him "David, you're making a scene again. Please can you calm down".

catty 18-03-2016 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12880244)
I hate the bastards, we have two outside the house. Bizarrely half the estate has the old kind, so they must have just started replacing them with these poxy things.
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The streetlights will be owned by different councils, where I am the newer ones which will be going LED belong to Kent County Council, the traditional ones are ours (the Parish Council). They are mixed up throughout the village.

My life is so boring.


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