They really wind me up as well.

Yes, agreed re the Dragon's Den puns. A great and one of my favourite programmes ruined by his continual drivel to need to match up every product with terrible puns. Ms Andyocpfc and I said exactly the same after Sunday's show.

Too right

People like that inevitably get their heads kicked in at some point

The BBC love Manchester and spent a fortune of our money building Media City to demonstrate their love-in with all things Manchester.

Birmingham is our second city with a bigger population, larger economy and an even more stupid accent than the Mancs.

The morning after a curry.

Ring of fire.

It is rather.

It was a very nice curry though.

I too had a curry last night and I am about to part company with it. The bubbly farts have started, the ones you have to carefully let out before the sluice gate opens.

Back in 20.

If you're lucky.

The Astoria was an incredible venue. Was gutted when it closed.

With any luck

"Methinks"

Who the **** says that, ever? It doesn't make you appear clever. It makes you look like a total bellend

"upgrade"
"when xxxx come?"
"ITK"
all used repeatedly on here in recent days by several culprits.

wheely cases

Chinese students x 200 on my train all with wheely cases

Flock of doves

Yes he does - when he said it I almost spat my coffee out - managed to mantain a dignified silence

Rep sent

Brilliant, you have to post a Video of his "Bants" his ego will love it :supergrin:

Commuters (who get on near, or at the start of the line) who put all their bags on a seat next to them expecting no one to sit there all the way to Cannon st. Selfish cnts.

People (not everyone, mind) who dress specifically for the occasion – e.g. Middle aged men going to the Henly regatta wearing those wan*y stripey jackets and hats.

Childish I know but it annoyed me so much at one stage I would ask them to shift it all so I could sit there, even if there were other free seats.

http://www.bigfishlittlefishevents.co.uk/

I just can't believe this exists and human beings are actually paying to go.

Is your mate The Brentmeister?

Mins or hrs?

put the loo roll in the freezer the night before. Sorted.

Things that annoy you
 

******* hell, brilliant!

Edit: please call yourself "Banter Claus"

Butter pats.

Are they specifically designed to cover 4/5ths of a piece of toast?

Bastards.

Especially if they're rock solid

Saturday's with no footy. Trying to think of an excuse to go down the pub at 4. Might have to go and watch the mighty Worksop Town. Big local derby today v Retford. Usually gets a bit tasty outside :)

The council. After months of badgering them to do something about idiots speeding down a road adjacent to my gaff, they fin alt agreed to put some speed and traffic flow sensors down. Even asked me where I thought they should go, which I told them. They then put them in totally the wrong place. Dullards

'Friends' who were passing so 'pop in' unannounced for a chat. About what? Your basic lack of respect?

2020 ?

Haha I take it you have a lot of curries ct :)

Normally have several more pints which seems to help somehow.

Give em back the money you've owed for ages :D

Toilet rolls when the double ply don't join up.

Nailed it. :D

Closely followed by someone having the last of something and then putting an empty box back onto the cupboard shelf - doh!

People who put the toilet paper around the wrong way.

Toilet roll dispensers where the spring ended rod that the roll spins around keeps popping out if you apply the tiniest amount of pressure so you end up chasing the roll around the bathroom floor with turd hanging out your arsehole. :veryangry

Split the sheets and take the first layer over, it will meet up.

The Black Eyed Peas making a shit version of 'Where is the Love?' because they need the money/attention because they haven't done anything good since the original 'Where is the Love?'.

Yeah. Like the remake of Red Red Wine, rap stylee.

You'de absolutely smash Fergies back doors in though

When someone cooking your breakfast breaks the yoke on your egg with an appology.

The fact the TV licence fee still applies in 2016.

I watch absolutely nothing on BBC with the exception of MOTD, which is probably around 5 times a year when Palace have won a game.

Why isn't there an option to cancel/block the BBC on your telly and computer if you don't use it? I can watch Palace goals online for free anyway.

It's not compulsory

So, not nothing.

You haven't watched it much in 2016 then!

Out of curiosity/nosiness what channels do you watch?

901-934

I have an Amazon Fire box so I watch Amazon Prime when I get a chance to watch TV, or I watch a DVD. Basically I don't need an TV aerial to make use of of my TV.

There's nothing else that interests me on 'normal' telly. I watch Palace at Selhurst or in the pub with my mates along with any other football thats on. I don't have Sky, Virgin etc.

Continuing with the nosy theme.....

You never watch the news on TV?

I didn't even watch it when we beat Norwich 1-0!

People that can't spell "yolk"

And SPAG pedants.

Ivy. Just spent 3 hours taking a neighbour's ivy off my fence which is gradually being pulled over by it. Then sat down to watch England and realised ivy isn't the worst thing in the world after all.

1)Fever and sickness feeling. I'm in bed and it's only 8pm and want to through up again whilst feeling hot and cold at the same time.

2) People that moan about health! [emoji3]

I've got Prime too plus DVDs,though I watch a bit of normal TV. Had Sky,only miss the live cricket,really. My main live football is Selhurst or occasional non league.

A hedgehog strolling in the back door and pissing and shitting all over the kitchen floor.

AHSITBDAPASAOTKF.:)

Is an appology something you can download that says sorry for you?

Double post

Treble post!

Its no yolk - quad post

Was he pissed? :)

He'd have to spit the chewing gum out first though.

Feckwits that take -15k on the chase

Laura Kuenssberg

Maestro

I've seen her present live and she's way more impressive in person than on telly.

Fair play - just on the news she reminds me of an over enthusiastic and annoying 6th former.

My main problem is with inconsiderate people. I know that's a wide definition but I'm very conscious of my actions and the effect they'll have on others and I'm staggered at how many people just don't care.

We were talking about this at work Friday. Our Operations Manager is probably the most Alpha Male I have ever met, and will leave a path of destruction behind him where ever he goes. I have yet to be in a meeting with him where he does not dominate in or take it over regardless who is in the room, or the subject matter.

He really pissed my boss off Friday to the point that he had enough and went home. Before he left we were trying to decide if said Operations Manager is very aware of the effect he has on people and just does not care, or he is totally unaware of the effect he is having on others.

Might be interesting tomorrow (today was a holiday).

I have certainly been the object of his inconsideration, and received no thank you or apology after the fact. Not that I would expect it.

I don't wish sickness on anyone, but this guy has to have a heart attack soon.

Lack of emotional intelligence. Nothing worse IMO. The most destructive workplace behaviour.

ISIS when they pick on innocent flower sellers and make things personal

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/late...nd-kafir-blood

'It added that no Westerner is safe, including taxi passengers and "the old main waiting in line to buy a sandwich".' I could be that man, bastards.

Mums with prams.. Think the world owes them something!

Humidity. It's Sept FFS, let's lose this heat and start putting jumpers on and enjoy Autumn.

Conversely I loathe winter, getting dark at 4, the cold, frost, snow. Six months of misery.

The Galaxy advert where the girl takes the bus drivers hat and is driven off into the sunset stuffing her face with chocolate.

That "girl" is Audrey Hepburn but yes it's annoying.

Moooooooon riverrrrrrr......

Very true.

She looks like a silly floozie (yes, I know it is meant to be a rip-off of Audrey Hepburn) and he doesn't look to be the sharpest knife in the drawer either, the sort of grinning arsehole that would be driving a car like that.

Galaxy is for shallow jerks (who probably drink Disarono). Good message. Advertising at its finest. :supergrin:

6 months ? where do you live, Sweden ?

Winter misery for me begins October 1 to April fools day :frown:

Where do you live then

Milton Keynes :D

:supergrin:

oh well fair enough then. 12 months of misery driving round frigging roundabouts !

Aside from the "pant wetting" phrase on the BBS is the cliche "unplayable". Surely that means they are not very good and can't be played no?

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Poor use of vocab that ends up being double negatives.

Once saw a sign "don't do no parking here"........WTF - does that mean park or not FFS. If I do no parking then surely I must park. [emoji16]

Said with a Plymouth accent it makes perfect sense, my handsome.

Leaving work at 3.30pm to get the 3.45 train home, due to be back at home for just after 5.

Just walked in.

No east coast trains running.

Cheers

Always thought that myself :supergrin:

Did you get a seat on the train that did eventually turn up though? Or was it a bus.

Trains. Plural.

Leeds to Sheffield on the Cross Country service from Edinburgh to Plymouth.

Sheffield to Retford on the rattler

Seats nabbed on both although was just about to give mine up to a lady with a young nipper but some very generous young girl offered first and before I could offer her my seat......I'd looked away.

I had it good compared to a mate who flew to gatwick from Portugal at 7am, got the gatwick express to LKX and the 3pm ish out of LKX to Retford. He's just left Grantham. On a bus.

Chaos

I blame the drivers :jerkit:

:hi:

Particularly when they motion to push them into on-coming traffic to make you stop when they want to cross the road. It's a similar mentality to people taking a human shield in a police shoot-out. Why don't they ever back out into the street first and pull the pram behind them?

The joys eh. Had a brutal day again yesterday, thought i'd run someone else over on the forth bridge but it was just my eyes/brain playing tricks. Had it easy today, in and out of Glasgow off the spare.

Long day for your mate. We are training it for Boro now so probably see you about full time :p

Ha ha, with my travel luck lately mate, the A1 will be shut !!

Can't be easy when your bloody brain plays ticks on you.

:D both ways :) Anyhoo, lets use the American tourist thread to annoy Maz.

:D

Nervous feckers that can't keep their legs still when sat down.

This seems to be becoming more prevalent.

I don't recall people doing it years ago, now so many people do it.

Office bods that think having 20 plant operators in a meeting having a role play afternoon for a safety induction will achieve anything.No you feckin melons,we drive plant.We live in a different world to you.We have no interest in role play you feckin cocks:jerkit:
We are the people doing the 12 hour shifts while you do ya 9-5,feck off and let us do our jobs:wallbash::wallbash:

Women who carry handbags weighing several tons in the crook of their elbow. You don't look stylish, you look like a bellend. If you need to carry a lot of stuff, get a rucksack like a normal person.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...63_306x802.jpg

They should do a team bonding afternoon :D