Had a prostate op in October. I've been there

People who pee on toilet seats

And shit on them as well. We have both types of misdemeanour in our office toilets.

Careful, in-exile will be accusing you of living in Maidstone.

People at work saying happy new year. If there was anything happy about it I wouldn't be sat here with you wankers

:D

The new year resolution gym crowd. I'm all for people improving their health, however if you can't do 5 push-ups then you shouldn't be clogging up the bench press. Still i will reserve a special kind of hatred for the fat full kit Man U wanker in Broadgate Circle.

TBF. That has to be worth walking up to him and asking him - what do you think you look like. Anyone past about 15 years of age shoudnt be full kit wankers.

Realising that you are not watching a live feed when people on the BBS start discussing goals you haven't seen yet.

BBSers who comment, usually on the SP thread, and have absolutely nothing to say. No opinion whatsoever ever.

I get why they love SP, but this is a manlove without any room for any criticism.

Dont they understand this is a discussion board?

We should have some system of IQ testing before allowing people on these boards.

Mininum requirement should be the ability to present an argument on a subject of a sentence or two.

Wilfs arguing to refs and benteke getting paid 120k a week

That moment you think an overlong work meeting is ending and then someone makes an banal observation or repeats something said before.

That woman who resigned from the Bronte Society because Lily Cole became patron. What a snob.

This annoyed me as well. I had no idea who Lilly Cole was and a quick look should a smart person with a degree in history of art. Great choice.

The ad for Shpock

Vegans telling me what to eat. You can do what you like, but leave me the f*ck alone.

Apparently a double first from Cambridge

But you know, she was a model, so we should write her off

Ask them why, if they love animals so much, are they eating all their food.

:D

Foolishly putting on Dancing On Ice, then seeing the smug visages of Willoughby and Schofield, I quickly moved on.

Hehe :p

People who don't fully appreciate every match against your rivals. Surely it's what you live for as a fan? I want us to put out 11 killer players against Brighton, and smash them every time we get an opportunity to play them.