People that call a hamburger a sandwich.
'Mmm that Big Mac sure is a mighty fine sandwich'

Get ****ed.

That pathetic Billy Ray Cyrus song away fans sing... "I just don't think you understand". They're correct, I don't, it's ******* abysmal.

VFR120,hope it helps in your search.

Bang on the money for Basildon :p

Watching League Cup (Carabao) Final with strange-sounding commentators (Scottish?) constantly squabbling & talking a foreign language. While the brain was trying frantically to translate this garbage they topped it off by so many mentions of the start of the MLS season & "free-to-watch for a limited period" offer that the game got consigned to a sideshow. Which it was for Arsenal anyway...oh, what joy to see that poor Arse kid crying his eyes out! His Dad shd be locked up for making him a plastic in the family tradition.

People complaining that it’s too cold for me to sit in the pub garden and read the paper tonight. What’s it to them?

If it was too cold I wouldn’t sit out there, would I.

:supergrin:

Crazy fecker

Don't feel sorry for him, he has a home made gazebo and a nice log fire to keep him warm.

Children.

Specifically, mine.

Specifically, my wife for wanting to have one and then her (the child, that is) keeping me awake all night.

:D

Been mentioned before but TV weather forecasters. Last night on BBC London News at 6:30pm the bloke said that it might be worth getting up a bit earlier in the morning to check how the conditions might affect public transport and your journey to work. **** off you patronising twat. Maybe you might want to get the weather forecast correct instead.

Weather forecasters in general irritate me. Why do they always have to be so bloody cheery?

Cheap zips on non-cheap coats. Wankers

Tis true al, although some bugger nicked the logs the other day so no fires at all this week. :hmph:

People who say 'how are you?' as a form of greeting when, in reality, they couldn't give a sh1t. There's the genuine and friendly and attentive 'how ARE you?' which is fine but the monotone version is so fake and superficial it just gets on my tits and will never use it ever.

Fat people in coats too small for them.

"love you to the moon and back"

Not just the expression but also the people who use it.

Guilty m'lud. But in mitigation only to my young daughter when we are having a competition which always ends with 'universe+plus infinity+plus one on top of whatever you say next'

It's like The Waltons here sometimes.

Spot on. And when people describe somebody as their rock.

I'll let my ten year old daughter know. She says that to me a lot.

In my defence, I always used 'Love you to the chip shop and back' with my kids when the were youngerer.

'You're a star'

Said by some office numpty when all you have done is complete a piece of work that is part of your job on time!