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ExiledStirling 27-02-2018 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Am Phibian (Post 14134837)
Guilty m'lud. But in mitigation only to my young daughter when we are having a competition which always ends with 'universe+plus infinity+plus one on top of whatever you say next'

It's like The Waltons here sometimes.

You are forgiven as you have gone beyond the moon and in the process taking the piss out of the whole gooey mush of expressing love. " I love you" works perfectly well, and if you need to make such a grand expression of " I love you to the moon and back" I would guess it is a feeble attempt to cover up that your actions dont endorse the 'I love you' .

ExiledStirling 27-02-2018 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by nickgusset (Post 14134839)
I'll let my ten year old daughter know. She says that to me a lot.

In my defence, I always used 'Love you to the chip shop and back' with my kids when the were youngerer.

10 year olds are forgiven.. it is adults using it to express love for another adult that is just so vomit inducing.

Danny_Cheviot 27-02-2018 10:42 AM

De-icer spray. Nozzle clogs after first use and you spend the rest of winter trying to unblock it.

ExiledStirling 27-02-2018 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by EmmerGreenEagle (Post 14134838)
Spot on. And when people describe somebody as their rock.

Should be hit over the head with it :)

Dave McGregor 27-02-2018 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 14134861)
Should be hit over the head with it :)

What about "sole mate" or "I love X to the moon and back" - pass the sick bucket!

Dave McGregor 27-02-2018 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave McGregor (Post 14135040)
What about "sole mate" or "I love X to the moon and back" - pass the sick bucket!

I meant soul!

elgin eagle 27-02-2018 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave McGregor (Post 14135041)
I meant soul!

Yeah, fish mate might not go down as well (npi) :)

Chris K 27-02-2018 01:03 PM

The coffee shop at Redhill station trying to be all cool and funky with its sign at that counter "this is your Britain's got talent moment", the stupid font on everything and the cup trickery server. Just shut the **** up and give me my coffee you ****

I blame Jamie Oliver and his "oo aren't I retro and cool driving round in a Ford Capri" tv program, the fat tongued bellend

richdeniro 27-02-2018 01:48 PM

When you're on your lunch break in the office and having lunch at your desk or in the kitchen and someone comes up to you to talk about work.

Blind_Eagle 27-02-2018 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 14134291)
:supergrin:

Crazy fecker

https://preview.ibb.co/hA5TOH/03_D78...5_E6_FCA23.jpg

If it carries on snowing like this tonight, chances are I’m going to be snowed in at the local beer garden.

Nightmare.

fioreuk 27-02-2018 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by richdeniro (Post 14135109)
When you're on your lunch break in the office and having lunch at your desk or in the kitchen and someone comes up to you to talk about work.

Then they ask if you are at lunch. I normally deal with this by saying...No, I've been eating sandwiches and reading the paper since I arrived this morning.

Mr Mojo Risin 27-02-2018 08:05 PM

People who lean on the doors on tubes despite numerous warnings telling them not to.

Stellavista 27-02-2018 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris K (Post 14135053)
The coffee shop at Redhill......

Should have cut you losses with 'Redhill' in that post.
We would have all understood.

Stellavista 27-02-2018 08:21 PM

Peers moaning about the standard of food in their tax payer subsidised restaurant.
Pay full price, or f*ck off somewhere else you ungrateful c*nts.
£2.50 a pint in the bars as well.

PeterH 27-02-2018 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by art malice (Post 14134805)
Cheap zips on non-cheap coats. Wankers

That makes it an overpriced coat.

Stellavista 27-02-2018 08:29 PM

Andrew Marr. Self-important fecker.

Blind_Eagle 27-02-2018 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 14135757)
Pay full price, or f*ck off somewhere else you ungrateful c*nts.
£2.50 a pint in the bars as well.

False news

https://preview.ibb.co/g8nQLx/82_E46...A574419_A8.jpg

About the same as my local working men’s club.

Maidstoned Eagle 27-02-2018 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 14135792)
False news

https://preview.ibb.co/g8nQLx/82_E46...A574419_A8.jpg

About the same as my local working menís club.

Thanks Lord Nigel.

Panther 27-02-2018 08:46 PM

Crap choice of bees anyway.

Panther 27-02-2018 08:46 PM

Or even beers.


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