Next time just roll straight into it. Hi is that ...... great, this is ....... lets discuss.......

Its a bit of a worry because I agree with close to 100% of posts on this thread.

I also agree with Oddjob except for the bit about John Lewis doing a decent one a few years back. It was monumental pap. I wrote to JL's marketing department and told them that I wasn't going back in JL until that ad was off the screens.

I hate these attempts at touchy-feely tug-at-the-heartstrings ads that patronise everyone by assuming that showing such puke, we will change our opinion as to the retailer in question and rush in and buy stuff there instead of elsewhere. Which is their objective of course.

Shitty food on adverts like icelands peter andre one for example. Yes it's cheap and I bet it tastes like shit too. And no Peter doesn't buy frozen pizzas for £1.79 in Iceland you fcuking liars.

he eats frozen minge………...

…the new Polyfilla topping ones

People who queue for a long time at the bar/fast food counter and only think about what they want once their order is ready to be taken.

He likes a bit of minge meat no doubt. But I reckon he's more of a Mr Kipling man

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/5.../MingePies.jpg

Deal or no deal, Noel, and it's contestants.

Noel makes it sound like it's a skilled game, talking tactics with how to play the game. Just open the ****** boxes noel you ****.

The samey shit advice from fellow contestants. "just think what you could do with the money", Yawn you're boring and so is your generic advice.

Making recommendations on how data should be recorded, people thinking they know better then 6 months later when it goes tits up you being the one that looks the fool in front of the client and then having to clear the shit up. That's one for today's list

telephone calls---press 1 for this press 2 for that or press 3 for don't even go there!

Employ a human being for fs-- and stop wasting my time.

Oh yes. Completely!
"I don't think we've ever had a situation like this before on deal..... Just amazing, etc"
open the c***ing box. Twat.

And the people who listen to the other idiots advice, and people who cry when they lose, and the people who have comedy beards, and the fat bloated ******* who .......etc.

deal or no deal. No f****** deal.

Or when the contestant deals and they then they carry on to see if it was the correct choice. Unless the contestant pre selected the boxes in advance, this section is completely irrelevant. I don't know how this s*** is still on.

People who watch a shit tv programme through choice and then complain about it.

:D

You need to watch it to figure out if you can whine about it

"Bolaise", "McCarthur", "Hangerland", etc

Middle class liberals in Brighton

Terry Wogan

and Brucie for a double-whammy

People that go drinking, socialising etc in the centre of London and call it 'Central'.

"Had a few drinks last night in Central. Got a bit carried away, didn't I Rupert?"

Similarly, people that insist on saying Thornton Heath is in Surrey and Beckenham is in Kent. If it's in a London Borough, it's in London.